#March2012
Warner Bros. Reveals ‘MAN OF STEEL’ BANNER. Kneel Before Something…Such.
Goddamn Warner Bros. getting me up off the comforts of my couch far past when I want to be vomiting to you. They went and dropped the banner for the upcoming Zack Snyder Vomitfest Superman Reboot, Man of Steel. Yeah, it’s okay or something. I’m going back to my cold Diet Dew and the sporting events.
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New Pics Of Robert Pattinson, Paul Giamatti And Juliette Binoche In Cronenberg’s ‘COSMOPOLIS’. I’m Ready.
I can’t wait for Cronenberg’s next effort Cosmopolis. 2012 could be accurately describe as “the year Caff-Pow become utterly insane with butt-lust for Carpenter and Cronenberg”, and these pictures have me taping my TV controller to my head and screaming “Long live the new flesh!” while the neighbors gaze in horror into my yard.
Physicists Add 11 Colors To The Rainbow By Ripping Apart Atoms.
They’re fucking up my box of crayons! Physicists have dared defy the contents of making a children’s room and my underwater unicorn dungeon by generating eleven new hues.
Charlie Kaufman Got Himself A Debut NOVEL. Prepare For Mind-Warp.
I wasn’t expecting this. Charlie Kaufman, the mind behind Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Being John… and others is dropping a novel on our asses. Prepare for the META-BOMB, a tool of destruction that Kaufman wields with aplomb.
‘HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET’ TRAILER: Jennifer Lawrence. ‘Nuff Said. #PigMode
I know I’m not exactly classing it up with the animated gif above. I can’t help it. I’m smitten like a raving lunatic. Still live-blogging from inside Jennifer Lawrence’s toilet. They smell golden, yo. They smell golden. Watch the trailer. Do it. Or Imma cut you.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Goes LEGO.
This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises trailer using only those sexy little blocks.
Superhero and Sci-Fi Movies Imagined As 8-Bit Awesomeness.
Eric Palmer dropped the thunder with this collection of 8-bit inspired sci-fi and superhero posters. ‘Cause god knows us geeks of the older caste enjoy getting our pop culture moments filtered through our Nintendo.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Character Appearance Confirmed. Behind Spoiler Wall. #Classy
I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.
RUMOR: Stripped Down Xbox Planned For 2013. This Won’t Confuse Anyone.
If it isn’t enough that Microsoft is dropping a new Xbox with sexy new guts next year, they may also be releasing a stripped down version of their console. All next year, close to one another.
You Know What They Call ‘THE HUNGER GAMES’ In Paris? [Groan/Laugh]
A truly remarkable moment of both wit and clarity. The pinnacle of intertextual punning. Aiight, whatever. Shut up. I laughed.
