Get it? Kal-Hell? This new TV spot for The Movie of the Summer (you heard it here first) features a rather perturbed lookin’ Superman ready to lay down some whuppings.
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NO DUH: Zack Snyder to direct ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ if ‘MAN OF STEEL’ doesn’t suck.
April 24th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
New comments are totally reiterating what has already been pretty much understood: Zack Snyder is going to direct the Justice League movie if his new Super-Jam doesn’t blow.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ Trailer #3: EPIC FEELS, EPIC EXPLOSIONS.
April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Jesus Christ, so help me. If you watch this trailer and you don’t feel things man, I have nothing to offer you.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TV SPOT: GLORY BE, there is Kryptonite in my pants.
April 8th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
The Impossible Reality continues to inch closer. You know, the reality where there is actually a good Superman movie, and somehow (doubly impossible) it is directed by Zack Snyder. Bask in this reality’s approach, courtesy of the first Man of Steel TV spot.
New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ pics are HAIRY CHESTED THUNDER.
March 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I say goddamn! Superman has himself some sweaty, glorious pectoral muscles in the latest batch of Man of Steel pictures. Amid the din of both Iron Man 3, and Star Wars Into Darkness (heh) or whatever, I continually forget this piggy is coming home to roost. What an errant bastard I am! These pictures serve as a quality reminder that there is going to be a shard of Kryptonite in my pants later this summer. And I suppose I’m happy to see you, too.
New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ images feature Supes’ latex dong cradle, and more!
January 29th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
From now on, that is what I’m calling the region of every superhero’s outfit that gently holds their package. Their dong cradle. ‘Cause as you’ll see, Supes’ outfit is gingerly cradling his super-children. Just waiting to doff the outfit, and unfurl the silent terror. I’m not sure what I’m talking about anymore. I just like using the phrase “dong cradle.” Try it.
Rumor: Jimmy Olsen is a woman in ‘MAN OF STEEL.’ Heck yeah.
January 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
If this rumor is true, it is going to be powerful enough to shatter the scrotum of women-fearing fanboys. There is a good chance that there ain’t no Jimmy Olsen in Man of Steel, with the movie opting to go for a female equivalent. Jenny. Here is hoping. Man of Steel doesn’t seem to give a fuck about diddling the Kal-El conventions, and I find it more intriguing due to that. An African-American Perry? Word. A red headed Lois Lane? Double word. A female Jimmy Olsen? Triple-combo-something? (I didn’t know where I was going with that.)
ZACK SNYDER developing ‘STAR WARS’ flick, influenced by ‘SEVEN SAMURAI.’ I have emotions. [Or not?]
January 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
[Update: He's not? So says his rep. More after jump.]
Zack Snyder. Star Wars. Together. At last? I feel like, given my usual rage for Snyder, I should be cheesed. But I can’t be. His Man of Steel trailer (admittedly a small glimpse) was hot. The idea of riffing off of Kurosawa again in Star Wars is hot.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.
December 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ poster has Superman as like, misunderstood villain.
December 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oh noes! Superman is considered a villain! Sworn to protect a peoples who doesn’t understand him. They wonder why he flies around in kinky purple latex, and doesn’t like. You know. Just fix all the Earth’s problems in one day and then go about enjoying the rest of his life.
