#April2018
Rumor: Woody Harrelson playing Carnage in the upcoming ‘Venom’ movie. Stop getting me excited, please
I want to write off the Venom movie. Perhaps preemptively, I know. But, I mean. That trailer! Woof. However, I just can’t seem to fucking ditch a quiet, reluctant excitement for the movie. Now, this! Goddamn Woody Harrelson as Carnage? I’m sprung.
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Official: Woody Harrelson Joins Han Solo ‘Star Wars’ Movie
Woody Harrelson has officially joined the Han Solo flick. Man, this fucking movie is going to be the berries. Delicious berries. Chocolate dipped berries. For our mouths.
Han Solo Spin-Off Movie Eyeing Woody Harrelson For Solo’s Mentor
Man. Woody Harrelson in the Han Solo movie? As Solo’s mentor? Fucking fantastic, dude.
Woody Harrelson Shooting Next Movie While Streaming It Live To Theaters
Woody Harrelson is going to be filming a movie next month. In one shot. Live. Streamed live to theaters. Isn’t this like, live streaming a play?
‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ casts Woody Harrelson as villain
Them new Planet of the Apes movies are sneaky successful. Like, they make a good goddamn amount of money. I should remember this, but I don’t. The next movie has cast Woody Harrelson as its villain. I should remember this too, but I probably won’t.
AMANDA PLUMMER joins the cast of ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’, Tarantino fans nod knowingly.
Amanda Plummer may be best known for work as a fucking crazy lady in Pulp Fiction, but that could change very soon. There ain’t anything like getting cast in an enorme vehicle flick to alter your perception in the public’s eyes.
Francis Lawrence Officially Directing ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. We Can All Lower Our Hopes Now.
Man, for a while I was amped. The list of potential directors for the Hunger Games sequel was stacked and everything was looking glossy. Now that they’ve announced the director my world has turned grey. A pall has emerged. Eh, whatever. Second book ain’t that great anyways.
