Piss on my childhood and call it a water sports party! My lord. I know that Wizard is having a rough go of it, but this smacks of tanning beds and serious desperation. The company that once governed me through many a sweaty summer vacations with their articles and pricing guides are thudding at the floor of the well.
Its 3AM and my mind is melting. I saw this post on the interewebs the other day. It’s been in my dreams ever since. The premise is that a Wizard appears out of nowhere and offers you one of these objects. Hit the jump if you dare.