Yeah, I know the trailer for the fourth season of Voltron: Legendary Defender dropped last week. But, I didn’t have a computer last, and OL is anything, it’s a compendium of shit I consider dope. Dope shit, if you will. So, I’m posting this fucking trailer, ’cause I’m goddamn pumped for the upcoming season.

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Man, I’m like, surprisingly stoked for the third season of Voltron. I mean, I thought I enjoyed the first two, but my anticipation reveals an excitement I wasn’t fully aware of until now. Friday! Fucking Friday!

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How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This flesh-sack, organic-computer, consumption-bot? I’m doing fine.

It’s that weird period of the summer where I’m done teaching, but I still have to go into work.

Just enough of a busy schedule to spend an hour, hour-and-fifteen, or hour-and-a-half in my car, each way, for four days a week.

Just enough of a busy schedule to fight traffic to tutor a couple folks to sit idly waiting to see if anyone else is will need tutoring.

Invariably: they won’t.

Invariably: I’ll sit, eyes-crossed, soul-exhaling-a-continuous-malaise, browsing Tumblr, Facebook, whateverwhatever.

Invariably: then I leave, fighting traffic back to my domicile.

How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This animated-rot, permanent-horndog, masturbation-factory? I’m doing fine.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

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Man, I can’t wait for Voltron‘s third season. So fucking hype. That’s, that’s it. I’m fucking sick, high on cough medicine, and really just want to take off my pants and melt into my couch. I’m out!

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Here’s a trailer for Voltron: Legendary Defender‘s second season. Which, quite frankly, cannot get here fucking soon enough.

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Last night, I finally finished the first season of Netflix’s Voltron resurrection. What a fucking show! What a fucking epic ass finale. I can’t wait for its return in January. And if you’re like me, gnashing your teeth in hunger, in a desire to know what’s next, maybe you’ll find solace in this trailer. Which is after the fucking jump because it keeps auto-playing what the fuck.

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I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

For numerous reasons. Oh, today marks the first day out of the past eight where I’m not dealing directly with my grandmother’s day. I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

Oh, it marks the beginning of my glorious Cheat Days, where I can stuff my face with catastrophic amounts of calories with no guilt.  I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend.

Oh, it marks the beginning of a laundry list of Dope Shit I’m planning on watching, reading, playing.

I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

So why don’t you join me here, at Weekend Open Bar. The column where I implore all of you denizens of the Space-Ship Omega to gather, to hang out. To share the various things that are causing you to “I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend”, with me, comrades.

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Here is our first taste of the new Netflix-powered Voltron.
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I missed Voltron. Just didn’t get into it. Not because I disliked it, just because it never came across my childhood’s ocular vision-plates for me to digest. But, I hope those of you who did watch the show back in the day enjoy this first look.

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Wait — Netflix is reviving Voltron?  I clearly missed that news.

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