#December2016
‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage’ Trailer: Vin Diesel Snaps A Gun In Half
The headline says it all. In this trailer Vin Diesel snaps a gun over his knee. Like, just snaps it right in half. This movie is going to perfect.
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Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s ‘Fast and Furious’ Character
Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s character for future Fast and Furious movies. Maybe. Sort of. That is, if you’re willing to believe Paul Walker’s brothers. Here’s hoping it was more of a fever dream of Vin Diesel’s that he pitched to the Walker brothers than a “hey, I’m about to do this thing, guys” sort of thing.
‘Guardans of the Galaxy’ are in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’, according to Vin Diesel
This…this isn’t surprising at all, right? I’m a sheep, though. I just report what the other slobs report, in-between bouts of beating my meat to grainy homemade pegging porn. And being a good husband and pillar of the community. Obviously.
Vin Diesel wants Justin Lin back for final ‘Fast & Furious’ movie
Justin Lin is deeply responsible for the Fast & Furious renaissance, and I mean that without irony. A large part of the enjoyment that came from the third through sixth installments of the franchise was thanks to Lin’s eye for action, and ensemble acting. Maybe it’s being a Furious Fanboy, but dude was missed in F7, with James Wan an ill-fitting replacement. So fuck yes, get him back, Vinny. Get him back.
‘Fast and Furious’ 9 and 10 get release dates; ride or die through 2021
Can we call the Fast and Furious movies and their alleged prequels and spin-offs the Dieselverse? ‘Cause with Vinny D dropping release dates for the ninth and tenth installments of the franchise before the eighth even arises, it sure feels like a cinematic universe.
Vin Diesel shares first poster for ‘Fast 8’
Vin Diesel has shared the first poster for Fast 8, the, uh, eight installment in the Fast and the Furious and the Furiously Fast franchise. Get hyped?
‘xXx 3’ is actually happening; Samuel L. Jackson is returning, too.
The xXX franchise is really returning. Vin Diesel is really returning, too. Samuel L. Jackson is also really returning, too-too.
Vin Diesel has announced ‘Fast & Furious’ prequels and spin-offs
Fast & Furious is getting itself some prequels and spin-offs, folks. ‘Cause, why not? Fast & Furious is a popular franchise, and it seems to be only gaining steam. That can only mean one thing! Spooling a Persistent, Shared Universe out of the franchise! It’s currently every studios’ wet dream.
‘Fast & Furious 8’ will take place in NYC, according to Vin Diesel
It’s about fucking time, no? The Furious crew has spanned the world at this point, but they’ve never had an adventure take place in the City of Cities within the Empire. But now all of that is going to chance, courtesy of the eighth installment.
