There is so much goddamn bro going on in this post. The Rock starring in a fucking television show that is being produced by Marky Mark. So many protein shakes. So many reps on the bench.
THE ROCK starring in HBO SERIES produced by Marky Mark. SO MUCH F**KING BRO.
May 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered‘PAIN & GAIN’ Red Band Trailer: LIFT WEIGHTS, ROB BANKS.
March 26th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
If you can’t get down with this raging homoerotic thriller starring two stalwart bros, god save your soul! However, if you can’t get down with this heist flick starring THREE MILLION GRAMS OF PROTEIN MADE MUSCLE, then even the Lord Almighty is powerless to carry you towards salvation. (Can you tell I want to see this movie?)
THE ROCK + Brett Ratner = ‘HERCULES’ in 2014. Oh, it’ll be a disasterpiece.
January 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I like me some Rock. Dwayne Johnson. Whatever. However, Brett Ratner smells like twice-baked farts. Homeboy makes Michael Bay look like a fucking auteur. I said it! Come and get me. Pretty much anything that guy is attached to, I’m going to look at with a heavy slathering of skepticism. So with those two teaming up for Hercules, the outcome can only be prepared for.
The Dude’s High 5s: Warriors of the Squared Circle
December 26th, 2012 by The Dude
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. I spent the day in my PJs playing video games and watching crappy movies, so despite me not celebrating the holiday, my ritual didn’t change. Over the course of the day I wondered what other institutions I put aside when growing older. A big one for me was wrestling. I used to be a huge fan of it. I grew up in the Attitude era. For the uninitiated, this was like growing up a Celtics fan in the 60’s (from 1959-1969 they won 9 championships). I would always get offended when people would say that wrestling was fake, its not. Like ballet, it’s choreographed, but fake? No, the athleticism is real. Today mixed martial arts fills the void that wrestling used to occupy in my life. So to end my pointless ramblings here are my favorite wrestlers of all time. CAUTION, I will be using a lot of wrestling terms. If you don’t know what they are, feel free to look them up or ask in the comments.
‘PAIN & GAIN’ TRAILER: The Rock and Marky Mark in BRO DUDE homoerotic thriller.
December 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
OFFICIAL ‘FAST & FURIOUS 6′ images arrive. Flex and oil yourself, bros.
September 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oil your fucking shit! Get your best homoerotic pose on! Prepare for the blood bath of misplaced semen and phallic objects that is the newest installment in the Fast & Furious franchise. We got ourselves a fast-paced (ha!) batch of new images for you to chomp upon. Heck yeah!
THE ROCK Teases Potential DC Comics Superhero Movie. “BEFORE WATCHMEN: BEFORE THE BEFORE”, IMO.
May 18th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
With The Dark Knight Rises concluding the Nolan/Bale chapter in the Bat-Verse, the DC is looking like it has approximately no quality movie franchises at the moment. What are they to do? Bank on Zack Snyder? LOL. Seriously, c’mon now. Maybe! Just maybe though, The Rock can save them?
Rumor: RIHANNA Joining ‘FAST 6′ As A Villain? Chains & Whips Indeed! (What?)
May 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Rihanna may be joining the cast of Fast 6 as a villain? This would be fantastic if she could play some sort of mute savant when it came to guns play and racing cars…and uh, wearing S&M gear and dancing a lot.
‘G.I. JOE RETALIATION’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: Guns, Swords, Quips.
April 24th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Here’s the trailer for G.I. Joe Retaliation. Nothing gets me totally amped up for global spending on war and defense like a pack of gorgeous hard bodies making bloodshed and warfare seem so fucking sexy.
Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.
April 13th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
