You Can Buy RONALD REAGAN’S BLOOD For $15,000. No, Srsly.

May 23rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

After  John Hinckley’s assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, someone went about collecting the president’s blood. Much like other heirlooms, that blood has passed hands through the family. Also much like heirlooms, a family member is finally like “fuck having this, I can make some dough off it”, and is auctioning the hemoglobin off.

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This Spray Gets You INSTANTLY DRUNK For A Few Seconds. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!

May 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

We have invented a spray that gets you instantly drunk  for a few moments, before receding with no side effects. This sounds like probably the worst thing that could have come up in our wonderfully gluttonous culture.

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