New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion

April 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Audio Outtakes Have Morgan Freeman Confused As F**k

April 5th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.

Hit the jump for them.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Goes LEGO.

March 29th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises  trailer using only those sexy little blocks.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Character Appearance Confirmed. Behind Spoiler Wall. #Classy

March 29th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Cover Of EW’s 2012 Forecast Issue

January 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.

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We’ve Seen The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue. Heavy Breathing, Hurting Groins.The Glory.

December 13th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

It’s a beautiful world sometimes. Tonight the Rendar and myself swung into a sneak preview of the Dark Knight Rises prologue that’s set to run before Mission Impossible: Phoenix Wunderblast. Previewed that shit for free at the local IMAX duplex and they even threw in a t-shirt. The Lords of Kobol have chosen to smile, and I’ve nuzzled my face in their glowing bosoms.

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More ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Pics, Plus When The Movie Takes Place.

November 21st, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.

November 20th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.

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Han Zimmer Wants Your Voice For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, Game On Zim.

November 5th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Do you want to get your own lovely, dulcet pipes into The Dark Knight Rises? Here’s your chance boys and girls. Here is your chance.

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Anne Hathaway’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Catwoman Suit Revealed.

September 26th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Well, despite trying to stay away from set photos, even Comics Alliance is now dropping them in front of (as opposed to behind) Read More tags. So they’ve been seen by mine eyes, and well I might as well pass them along to the curious now.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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