Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.
Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.
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This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises trailer using only those sexy little blocks.
I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.
The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.
It’s a beautiful world sometimes. Tonight the Rendar and myself swung into a sneak preview of the Dark Knight Rises prologue that’s set to run before Mission Impossible: Phoenix Wunderblast. Previewed that shit for free at the local IMAX duplex and they even threw in a t-shirt. The Lords of Kobol have chosen to smile, and I’ve nuzzled my face in their glowing bosoms.
More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.
Do you want to get your own lovely, dulcet pipes into The Dark Knight Rises? Here’s your chance boys and girls. Here is your chance.
Well, despite trying to stay away from set photos, even Comics Alliance is now dropping them in front of (as opposed to behind) Read More tags. So they’ve been seen by mine eyes, and well I might as well pass them along to the curious now.
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