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Monday Morning Commute: Going Home Isn’t Always Bad
Well, the lights are back on. The air purifiers churning out recycled farts. The humming of the nexus-engines providing a soothing-if-not-ominous brown noise. The Space-Ship Omega has been roused from its slumber. ‘Cause sometimes going home isn’t always bad. After creating a Discord last year for OL acolytes (it’s not a cult, but it’s also not not a cult), the question became rather daunting: what purpose did a blog serve? It was a question which hounded me from tip to taint, and I suppose eventually I fell upon the misbegotten answer. I decided that the blog served no purpose.
I was incorrect, friends. You see, it’s a smaller, more intimate gathering for those not up for the perpetual word-vomiting of fellow Space-Ship inhabitants. But, as well? It’s a fantastic archive of my travels through space-time. The blog proves to be snapshot of my existence at various points in my linear meat-space existence. If this blog ain’t for anyone else, it’s for me. But I hope it’ll also be for you.
You see, going home isn’t always bad. Sometimes, it’s exactly what you need. A reprieve, an enclave, an oasis.
This is Monday Morning Commute. Grab a pop, pop off your pants, and let’s shoot the shit about what we’re looking forward to this week. And if it’s only me? Babbling to me? Into infinity? I’m fine with it.
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Michael Keaton’s return as Batman in ‘The Flash’ teased in image from movie’s director!
Will Keaton be in The Flash? Will he not be? Folks, we finally got some fucking clarity from the director himself. Dude has officially teased Keaton’s return on Instagram. Fuck yeah.
Hit the jump to check it out!
Michael Keaton is going to be the DCEU’s Main Batman going forward. Time is an awesomely flat circle.
Goddamn! Michael Keaton is going to be the primary Batman of the DCEU. Not Robert Pattinson, not Ben Affleck. The motherfucking OG himself. This news has me both surprised and positively torqued.
‘The Batman’ Trailer: He is vengeance. I am horny.
I’ve been on the Robert Battinson train for months, motherfuckers! Therefore, I’m pretty fucking smug after seeing this dope-ass trailer for The Batman. Faith rewarded! Could the movie suck? Of course. But, this is a promising first move. I say, goddamn!
Ben Affleck also returning as Batman for ‘The Flash’ movie and it’s a goddamn party, baby!
Michael Keaton ain’t the only dude returning as Bruce Wayne in The Flash movie. Nope! Ben Affleck is returning as well! Fucking wild. I love it. I love it!
‘The Batman’ gets official logo and Jim Lee poster ahead of DC FanDome. I’m ready for Robert Battinson, fuckers!
Hey! Check this out, you Bat-pigs! Matt Reeves has dropped The Batman artwork by Jim Lee, and also ostensibly its logo. I’m digging both.
Hit the jump to check them out!
‘The Batman’ ain’t shooting on location anymore when filming resumes. Built sets! This fucking sucks, dudes.
The Batman will eventually resume shooting. And when it does, it’ll be filming on built sets. Fuck me. Ain’t no replacement for filming on location, friends. But, welcome to 2020. Fucking sucks.
Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’ movie getting an HBO Max spin-off because we don’t have enough fucking superhero shit
Hey! The Batman is getting a spin-off series on HBO Max. Who fucking cares, man. However, I should clarify: I’m really stoked for Matt Reeves and his take on The Batman. But, I do not have one single fucking iota of care left for the seemingly infinite amount of superhero shit on TV.
‘The Batman’ has been delayed until October 2021, so here’s hoping society still fucking exists then!
Oh, am I ever being hyperbolic. But, still. The Batman has been delayed until October 2021. A bummer. However, also deeply expected at this point. I mean, right?
‘The Batman’ director shares official look at the Batmobile and my god am I ever horny
The director of The Batman, Matt Reeves, has shared some official looks at the Batmobile. And friends, I’m fucking loving it. Hit the jump for a couple more!
