#September2020

Sylvester Stallone releasing ‘Rocky IV’ Director’s cut and it won’t feature Paulie’s robot. Just fucking cut Paulie, that piece of shit.

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Sylvester Stallone is releasing a Rocky IV Director’s Cut for no good reason. Fuck, maybe he’s bored in quarantine, too. However, due is cutting the goddamn robot! Unreal. If he’s going to go that far, he should cut Paulie. Dude is nothing but a freeloading piece of shit, just bitching, not being grateful at all. Fuck Paulie.

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Sylvester Stallone wants to reboot ‘Cobra’ as a streaming series. I’m here for some dorky fascist mayhem, Jack Bauer ain’t got shit

Sly wants to reboot Cobra as a streaming series. And at this point, like why the fuck not? We revive everything these fucking days, and people sure seem to like rogue fascists punching perps in the face.

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Sylvester Stallone directing ‘Creed 2’, which is both stunningly boring and dumb to me

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Creed was fantastic because it was an interesting spin on the Rocky franchise. It excelled because it allowed a new filmmaker to explore the franchise’s mythos, while injecting his own take. have absolutely no fucking desire to see old ass, redundant Stallone once again return to the director’s chair.

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Confirmed: Sly Stallone bringing his talents to ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

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Remember that #HOTRUMOR! that Stallone was going to be in the second Guardians of the Galaxy? Turns out, to the non-surprise of many, to be non-non-true.

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Maybe: Sylvester Stallone is playing a Nova Corps member in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

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Remember that rumor from last week that Sly is in GotG2Vol2-2? Well, it’s developed a bit more, with reports coming out that he is maybe-probably-possibly-supposedly playing a member of the Nova Corps.

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Hulk Hogan might be the villain in ‘Expendables 4’

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I’ve only see the first Expendables. Only the first, because it fucking sucked. And nothing has given me any indication other than the sequels were somehow worse. But fuck. If Hulk Hogan is riding into the next installment, I might have to see it.

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Stallone Stays Kicking Against the Pricks

The Expendables 2 comes out this weekend and while it looks like fun, I’m going to wait for the DVD. It pains me to say this because I honestly love Sylvester Stallone. With Rocky Balboa in 2006 and Rambo in 2008, he revisited the two roles that made him one biggest stars in the world and ended a shaky lull in his career. These two movies led to The Expendables and a pseudo-ironic revival of the big-budget beefy action genre. Mr. Stallone is a busy man once again. But to me, he’s always been at his best when his biceps mirror his heart and his fierce defiance against the pricks in power.

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Sly Stallone Creating ‘Rocky’ Musical. More Homo-Eroto, Yo!

Hats-off to Sly Stallone. Shirts too. He-panties while we’re stripping. The original dude clever enough to get totally straight man don’t get me wrong!  guys to fist-pump to wonderful homoerotic American Dream nonsense babble tales is bringing the same shade of bullshit to a musical.

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