SPACE PORN: Come on down to GALAXY COVE

May 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Behold the Galaxy Cove.

My lordy, this is a gorgeous image. Taken by Rogelio Bernal Andreo, it depicts the Milky Way Galaxy as seen from a secluded park in none other than California.

For the full image and more details, hit the jump.

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This SUPERNOVA REMNANT goes Jiggly Puff.

April 23rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Supernova Remnant SN 1006.

Goes Jiggly Puff? Hey, I don’t know. How the fuck do you describe a sexy picture of a supernova’s remnant? I got nothing.

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RIDICULOUS: Hubble’s infrared image of the HORSEHEAD NEBULA.

April 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Swoon.

I say goddamn! The Hubble has snapped an image of the rather well-known Horsehead Nebula. However, this picture ain’t like the one you’ve probably seen. This one is even more fucking gorgeous.

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VENUS hiding in SATURN’S MAJESTY is space swoon.

March 5th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The glory.

Oh, Venus. The planet is playing coy in this picture, hiding from us. Though, it does have some help with the majesty of Saturn in this picture’s forefront.

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This spiral nebula ia sexy Milky Way sculpture.

October 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Behold this gorgeous spiral structure rocking out new a local Milky Way star. Is it truly local? Cripes, yo. Relativity is everything. I reckon I’m relatively close to you, when you consider how far away from the center of the Universe we all are. Just picture me breathing on your neck.

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August’s BLUE MOON is gorgeous space rock.

September 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I had no idea that it was possible for there to be two full Moons in one month. That shouldn’t be surprising, since I an an unwashed dunce. What a thrill though!, to continue learning even as I go grey and find my flatulence becoming unrestrained flatulence splattering undies and hair molecules alike.

Let’s learn!

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Perseid Meteor set against the Milky Way-filled sky. Space porn.

August 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I wish I was rocking out in this particular portion of Germany. The night sky be all filled up with Perseid meteors, set up against a cuddly portion of the Milky Way. Ain’t it quite romantical? Just me and my cardboard cut-out of Jennifer Lawrence, gazing into the Universe. Her ignoring my hand on her bubub, ignoring the red wine I’m spilling all over myself. Peace. Tranquility.

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Interactive app lefts you explore MARS yourself through Curiosity.

August 13th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Goddamn amazing. Living on Earth got you down? When we’re not destroying the environment (whether or not you believe in Climate Change, we’re pretty impressive dicks to the Blue Marble), we spend the time fighting one another. Get the fuck to Mars if only virtually through this app that lets you explore the Red Planet through a panorama of Curiosity pictures.

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The TARANTULA NEBULA is shiny cosmic web of awesome.

August 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Yeah, yeah. I’ve been slacking on the space porn lately, and for that I fall upon my blade. It pierces the jittery remnants of my heart, propelling me into action. Wait, how can I do that when I’m dead? Guilt motivates the corpses. Powerful agent.

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The ZOOLOGICAL UNIVERSE Takes Literal Approach To Cosmic Bodies

July 2nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Christian Petersen is bringing the heat with these prints. They take some of us space-dork-lords’ favorite cosmic entities and pair them with a mighty beast best befitting the space wonder.

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