STAR WARS – Episode Awesome: A Newer Hope!

February 8th, 2013 by Rendar Frankenstein

A Newer Hope

It’s a spectacular time to be a Star Wars fan.

George Lucas, perhaps after being visited by some benevolent omnidimensional sojourner, has sold his most beloved franchise. The moment that fans realized Lucas was finally out of the picture, we began to dream. To wonder. To flirt with the idea that the piss-taste that’s been lurking in our mouths since 2005 may very well be washed away. New Star Wars films could be treated with the respect they deserve.

So, what’ve we been promised thus far? A new trilogy. Kasdan and Kinberg. J.J. Abrams. Cameos from members of the original cast. The interest of Hollywood’s finest actors and directors and other personnel. Spin-off, stand-alone movies.

In short, we finally have a newer hope.

Yesterday’s confirmation of the stand-alone flicks was the final nail in the coffin for my cautious optimism. I am now, for the first time in years, reveling in full-on nerdlust at the thought of new Star Wars. And while I have quite a bit of faith that a new trilogy could be beyond excellent, I’ve always loved the idea of free-standing movies taking place within the galaxy that Uncle George introduced back in `77!

Join me as I take a moment to geek-out about the prospect of new Star Wars movies! I’m going to fanboy my way through some of the premises I’d like to see materialize, no doubt getting so excited that my retainer spills onto the keyboard and my Diet Shasta bubbles over. After you check out my ideas, hit up the comments section and describe what you’d like to see during our next voyages to a galaxy far, far away…

Punch it, Chewie!

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt joining ‘SIN CITY 2′, passing on Guardians.

January 8th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Looks like you can scratch one name off the infinite list of people up for the lead role in Guardians. Batman-Robin has left the running, instead deciding to hang out in Sin City.

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LADY GAGA is in ‘MACHETE KILLS’, rounding out craziest cast ever.

July 26th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Lady Gaga. Mel Gibson. Charlie Sheen. Machete Kills. This cast is going to be out of its goddamn mind.

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CHARLIE SHEEN Is The President In ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Absurdity ++

June 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I haven’t seen Machete, but even still I have the suspicion that I’m in love with it. It rocks a certain absurdity that I can get behind. Robby Rodriguez is following up the original flick with Machete Kills, and is showing no signs of mitigating the bonkers.

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‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’ Gets Release Date; Alba and Rourke Confirmed.

May 18th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Wee! The Sin City Hopes You’re Not Tired Of Its Visual Motif  train continues onward! Into the sky! Into infinity! Into theaters next October! Oh, look at that segue. The touch. The power.

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MEL GIBSON Joins ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Robert Rodriguez Plays With Fire.

April 23rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

How do you top something as absurd as Machete? You cast Hollywood’s least favorite  misogynist/anti-Semite  in the sequel and pray you can film the movie before they finally finish self-imploding.

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Robert Rodriguez Teases CAST & FORMAT Of ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’. It’s Happening!

April 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

It seems that Sin City: A Dame To Kill For  is actually happening. The title is segueing from the world of the ethereal and into the reality. Man-In-Charge  Robert Rodriguez has helped to condense the vapors further, letting MTV in on some of the sequel’s details.

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‘SIN CITY 2′ May Shoot This Summer, And Other Rodriguez Tidbits.

March 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Oh, to dream of Sin City 2. There was a day when the merest mention of the movie got my little noir ultra-violent core most excite!!!!, but not anymore. I’ve been deceived too many times. Told the film was on its way to fruition over and over again. Now at SXSW,  Robert Rodriguez is trying to get my hopes up. Again.

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Robert Rodriguez Talks ‘Sin City 2.’ Money and Script Coming Together. Sure.

August 9th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

When the first Sin City came out, everyone was all “Oh hey sick!,  Rodriguez is going to be making a sequel! Totally gnarly.” It was so long ago that gnarly was in fashion. Since then we’ve been waiting. And waiting. And waiting. While he makes Spy Kids 4D: Jessica Alba’s Stretched Poon.

Well, now it’s really maybe sort of coming. So says  Rodriguez.

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Robert Rodriguez To Direct Deadpool? I Say To Thee Yay!

August 2nd, 2010 by Caffeine Powered

There’s been talk for a while that Robert Rodriguez may be the dude to direct the Deadpool movie. And in the last day or so it seems to be more and more likely we could get this shit in our welcoming nerd mouths. Surely you jest! Naw son, it’s really happening. Apparently at this point Fox and Rodriguez are in active negotiations. I say? Give this dude what he fucking wants.

Deadpool is, at his best, an absolutely ridiculous, ultra-violent chap. Rodriguez, at his best, brings movies of absolutely ridiculous ultra-violence. In a perfect world this shit is a hard R, and we can see some gruesome hysteria. But now I’m gettin’ greedy. Seriously though, the fucked up mind behind Machete, Planet Terror, and the adaptation of Sin City? Win, win, win!

What do you guys think? Hit the comments box, let’s chat.