ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in talks for TWO ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUELS, no word on ‘IRON GUY 4.’

May 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Avengers

Well this is interesting. RDJ is in talks to reprise his role as Really Rich Smart Guy in not one but two of those Avengers flicks. But what about Iron Guy 4, you’re proclaiming?! Who knows. My own personal take? Stark dies in Avengers 2, and “comes back to life” or whatever in the third.

What say you?

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. teases leaving ‘IRON MAN’ in three years. Flaccid Repulsor Ray.

April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.

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‘IRON MAN 3′ TV Clip: Tony’s latest egotism is giving away his home address

April 5th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Totally-not-afraid-mannn.

The latest clip from Iron Man 3 has Tony Stark giving away his home address to The Mandarin. Pretty much exactly the sort of thoughtless, boisterous nonsense you’d get from an egomaniac. Here’s hoping the movie makes him feel the repercussions.

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New ‘IRON MAN 3′ shows Tony Stark post butt-whuppin’

December 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

If this image and the trailers are any indications, Tony Stark is going to get his ass flayed in this third Iron Guy film. Good! Yeah! Put the stink on Anthony, and demand that he respond to it. Right?

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‘IRON MAN 3′: Four new photos, including a damsel in distress.

November 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Don’t forget about Iron Man 3! Even though it is a ways off, that doesn’t mean you need to have perspective. Leave that nonsense in the trash along with your common sense, and get overly stoked for a film that won’t be arriving until past the Winter’s last bite.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II: COMMERCIAL: Tony Stark, Guy Ritchie, and ‘Splosions.

October 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Big-named Hollywood actors don’t give no fucks anymore. Used to be television was the death knell, now it saved careers. Used to be wonky commercials happened overseas. Now Guy Ritchie is directing RDJ in a Black Ops II advertisement. I liked it. Shut up.

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‘IRON MAN 3′ TEASER TRAILER: It’s totally extremis!

October 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Shit man, it’s Sunday. I’m not supposed to be hustling about posting things. Here, have an Iron Man 3  teaser trailer. Real jam drops on Tuesday.

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‘IRON MAN 3′ Rumor Reports: MANDARIN and IRON PATRIOT Afoot?

May 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

There’s rumors and reports and dribs and drabs coming out about Iron Man 3. Consider the jump to be your spoiler blast shield. Enter all ye who are curious.

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James Badge Dale Signs On To ‘IRON MAN 3′ As Villain. I’ll Take It.

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

James Badge Dale has held it down on a lot of works, but I liked him the most in the ill-fated Rubicon. Since AMC nixed it, while perpetuating slop like Walking Dead, and Kevin Smith’s Fat Zany Adventure, I’ve been rooting for everyone involved in the submarined television show, especially the lead. Casting him in Iron Man 3  is a particularly delicious development, for this really drawn out reason.

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‘THE AVENGERS’ (Hulk) SMASHES All-Time Domestic Box Office Opening Weekend Gross. Hell Yeah.

May 6th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Hellllllllll yeah. Avengers  has broken the all-time domestic box office opening, farting on all those that dared come before it. Big, green Hulkian farts, flinging witty quips of disparagement as it does so.

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