Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.
New ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: New Stuff, Much Like The Old Stuff
April 12th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Yet another batch of Prometheus pictures. This movie and Avengers are trying to outpace one another in the “Continual Deluge of New Pics of the Same Four Scenes” department.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Riding The Deluge!
April 6th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredNew Prometheus pics. You have to had it to the Marketing Squadron. They’ve started putting more and more content out there, but have done so in an intelligent manner. I mean, fuck. All of the new “images” dropping are so heavily derivative of the snacks they’ve already given us. We feel like we’re getting omfg new Prometheus swag, while not really getting much spoiled for us.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Futuristic Horror Boner
April 4th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredHere’s a whole slew of new Prometheus pictures. I have to say, the fucking space suits in this movie are putting my Mass Effect-tribbing, 2001-masturbating, Blade Runner-licking crotch into overdrive. NeedxInfinity.
‘PROMETHEUS’ High-Resolution Wallpapers. Futuro-Glory For Our Desktops.
March 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredCan’t wait for Prometheus. Won’t wait for Prometheus. I’m storming the Ridley Scott compound right now, glazed in pork grease and chunky peanut butter, intending to take the film. During this liberation, sate yourself with these wallpapers. I’ll have the goods for us soon.









