‘Cause why wait until tomorrow’s actual reveal? Here are a few of the newest rumors. Release date, price, little snazzy ways to control this sumbitch. Also, I’m curious. How much are you folks willing to pay for this bad larry?
Newest PLAYSTATION 4 RUMORS: Out this November, controllable by your phone.
February 19th, 2013 by Caffeine PoweredSony registers ‘PLAYSTATION CLOUD’ domains. Errbudy going intangible.
February 19th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Last week, the WSJ reported that the PlayOrbis4 was going to feature a game-streaming feature. It made a lot of sense to me. Now there are reports that Sony has registered a slew of PlayStation Cloud domains, which can only mean one thing. Banana milkshakes. Trust me, it means just that.
Report: PLAYSTATION 4 will totally be able to stream PS3 games. Oh, neat.
February 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
The PlayStation 4 is going to capable of something I find to be a rather interesting technological feat. It’ll be capable of streaming PS3 games from the internet. Hey! Wow! Now, you know what would be even more neat? If the system just fucking allowed me to play my own PS3 games on it. (A luxury that no next-gen system is going to offer, apparently.) Anyone have a slushy groin over this news?
Zounds! PlayStation 4 PROTOTYPE CONTROLLER in the wild. Check it.
February 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Here it is, friends. A look a PlayStation 4 controller. Well, its prototype. My thoughts? Seems pretty snazzy. I can dig it.
‘PLAYSTATION 4′ being announced on February 20, motion-sensored arousal.
February 1st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Is sensored a word? It is now! IDGAF. Oh boy. So yeah. Sony is announcing PlayStation 4 Wunder Pow! on February 20, which means I need to start rubbing dimes together. Here is hoping the Powers that Be at the company don’t drop another, “we want our customers to love our products so much they being selling seed and egg to afford us” on the crowd.
Rumor: These are the NEXT XBOX specs. Maybe. Hell if I know.
January 21st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Yo! Any tech-wizards care to explain these specs to me? They mean almost nothing. In the sense that I know they mean “things”, but I cannot tell you what those “things” translate to.
Rumor: PLAYSTATION 4 is straight ditching the DUAL SHOCK
January 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Well, shite! Who needs a tried and true controller layout, when a company can roll the dice on shoehorning some sort of shitty LCD screen onto a controller? Fucking no one! Sony is upping their game by downing their game, and the rumor has it they’re being led by the nose into altering their classic controller.
Rumor: There Are The Next PlayStation’s Processing Specs. All Geek To Me.
April 4th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
What up! Do you want the details for the next PlayStation’s processors? Here they are! They mean very, very little to me. Maybe they’ll mean something to you. I would get more if it was like “more ultimate power time!”
Press Start: PlayStation 4 Will Finger Bang Your Optic Nerves
March 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Well dang! It’s been a minute since I butt cheek titty fucked this particular column. Press Start! Column where we chat up the weekly happenings in the gaming world. I’ve been busy, okay? The sculpture of Casey Hudson I’ve been crafting made out of my own excrement and sticking pins into to punish him for Mass Effect 3′s ending won’t make itself. Lots of chicken finger plates. Lots of bowel movements. Lots of fun! What matters is that I’m here now. We’re all snuggled up, don’t sniff my fingers, and I’m about to rattle off five things that caught my eyes this week. Don’t see something you dug on the list? Good, this little community doesn’t work without your input. Let’s jam.
Rumor: NEXT PLAYSTATION CALLED ‘ORBIS’, DETAILS Here.
March 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oh shit! Kotaku has blown the roof off of the next PlayStation with a deluge of details and purported facts. Consider how this same sort of thing happened last year with their Modern Warfare 3 expose, I’m going to go ahead and say that all this stuff is going to be legit.
