Now shit, if this was dropping for the Wii U all of a sudden I’d give a fuck.
Video: ‘SUPER MODERN MARIO BROS’ Is The Ultraviolent Nonsense I Want.
June 12th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredNintendo Reveals their “WII U” Hardcore Controller; They Just Rip Off Microsoft.
June 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Nintendo has revealed the controller for the Wii U. You know, the actual controller. Much like their tablet-monstrosity smacks of an iPad, their “pro” controller looks like a repainted Xbox 360 controller. I can’t complain too much however, since the source they’re ninjaing is the best controller on the market.
Blowhard Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff; Industry Rallies To Help Workers
May 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
38 Studios had to lay off its entire goddamn staff. The entire thing. Not much of a surprise considering their first game had to sell three million to break even. Thankfully the gaming industry is striving to help out the unemployed workers.
‘WII U’ Gets Redesigned Tablet With Actual Analog Sticks. Go Figure!
May 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
The Wii U’s totally-not-an-iPad-tablet-controller-tablet has gotten a redesign. We know this courtesy of some errant dude tweeting shit he shouldn’t be. Don’t ever change, everyone.
The ‘WII U’ And ’3DS’ Getting Downloadable Games. OH SHIT, Welcome to 2007.
April 27th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Nintendo and Apple have to be hanging out, stroking each other’s hog. They’re both masters of announcing shit like it’s something innovative and ass-tingling despite having already been done. In this case, Nintendo is all, “Hey, you can download New Super Mario Bros. 2 this summer!” and mentioning the Wii U will support it as well. Yeah, whatever. Passe!
PLAYABLE: Each Level of ‘SUPER MARIO BROS’ Condensed To One Screen
April 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Super Mario Summary is pretty fantastic. It takes each level from the original Super Mario Bros and condenses it down to one screen, and is totally playable right on your browser.
Behold the power right here | A SUPER MARIO SUMMARY
Nintendo Announces ‘NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. 2′ For 3DS This August
April 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Stack another game onto the pile of worthwhile adventures I’ll never embark on, me being 3DS-less and all. New Super Mario Bros. 2, dropping this August.
Hit the jump for some pictures.
Kickstarter Seeks Money For LEGO BRICKS To Make SUPER MARIO BROS. WORLD 1-1. C’mon Internet.
April 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
We got this one guys, we got this one. Let us band together and unleash an insane amount of money ($26,000) so some artist lad can recreate Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 with LEGO bricks. This is what we have been practicing wasting our money over the years for. The grand summation of frivolity.
Cosplay: Link and Epona Totally (Hy)rule! Get It? I Hate Myself.
April 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Miyamoto Says He’d Like To Make A Spirtual Sequel To A LINK TO THE PAST. Well Do It!
April 13th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Shigeru Miyamoto hasn’t rocked out on Zelda game since 1991′s A Link To The Past, but the dude is jonesing now. Spitting some verbage (what?) with Edge Magazine, the Lord of Nintendo says he’s up for a spiritual sequel to the son of a bitch. In a certain capacity.
