‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ French Poster: Gosling’s glare kills my brovaries.

April 20th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Oh hey.

Yeah, we’re going hard on the Only God Forgives tip around here. That’s the glory of your own small, unsponsored, marginally supported blog! You can do whatever you want! So here is the aforementioned poster which you may not care about, and that’s okay!

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TWO ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ Trailers: The Devil loves Samurai Swords

April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Only God Forgives.

Today is a legit fucking blessing for those of you who need to fill your gullets with every ounce of Only God Forgives promotional material wandering this rock. Here are two new trailers for your gaping maw. Chew them slowly.

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‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ POSTER sadly does not feature Ryan Gosling’s abdominal muscles. How did this happen.

April 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Only God Forgives.

I’m sure we will be getting enough of both Ryan Gosling’s abdominal walls and his face throughout Only God Forgives to fill our quota for the year. Of course, if you haven’t been an errant asshole you’ve already begun filling that quota with Place Beyond The Pinewood Box Time or whatever. But maybe you’ve been bad. Anyways, check out this poster for the next Refn-Gosling blood bath.

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‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ Red-Band Trailer: GOSLING, SWORDS, BLOOD. YOU IN?

April 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Wanna fight.

It’s Nicolas Winding Refn, Ryan Gosling, gorgeous imagery, swords, sexuality, Thailand.

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‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ TEASER: It’s Refn awesome.

January 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Yeah, I don’t know if Refn rhymes with “f’n.” It probably doesn’t. Whatever the case. Despite my light ribbing with Rendar over DRIVE that is going to eventually lead to him stabbing me, the Refn/Gosling combination gets me sprung. So, I’m pretty excited for this little teaser in its shitty resolution. Get!

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NICOLAS WINDING REFN directing Denzel Washington in ‘THE EQUALIZER’, Rendar pees.

December 8th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

OH GOD. How much stoic, brooding masculinity can you fit into one film? Winding Refn and Washington are going to try and find out. I hear the movie is just Denzel staring quietly into a mirror for two hours, fire in his eyes. Eventually the mirror begins to vibrate, then literally weep. It shatters. The movie ends.

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Gosling and Refn’s ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ gets brutal sales poster.

November 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Ooph! Take this one off the berries. There is a new sales poster for Gosling and Refn’s Only God Forgives, and it is fucking brutal. Can’t wait. Hit the jump and brace yourself.

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RYAN GOSLING is off of Winding Refn’s ‘LOGAN’S RUN’, my sadness never ends.

October 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Infinite sadness. Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn will not be teaming up for Logan’s Run. I am undone with ball-shrinking sadness. They were going to be like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp! Without the suck! Like David Fincher and Brad Pitt! Without the uh, abs! Perchance they’ll reunite yet.

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‘DRIVE’ Director Nicolas Winding Refn Is Making A ‘BARBARELLA’ TV Series. Um, Word?

June 20th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I don’t know much about Barbarella, but I do know that I’m down for whatever Nicolas Winding Refn is working on.

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‘DRIVE’ Director Nicolas Winding Refn May Direct ‘BUTTON MAN: THE KILLING GAME’, More Masculine Smolder INC.

June 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Even though the majority of Bovine America largely ignored Drive, its director  Nicolas Winding Refn is the hotness. Bro is making moves and accumulating projects. The latest may be Button Man: The Killing Game, a movie whose name is as cumbersome as its premise is dope.

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