Back in the day, Mass Effect was one of my favorite franchises. The first two games are personal GOAT contenders, and while the third one let me down, I still miss it. You can imagine then that I was fucking stoked when Mass Effect: Andromeda dropped last year. However, the title turned out to be raw fucking ass, and after that I wasn’t sure we’d see Mass Effect again. But, good news. Last week on N7 day, BioWare sneaky teased a new title in the franchise.

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Apparently back in the day a lot of Dragon Age: Inquisition details leaked through a survey. Now it seems the same is occurring with the new Mass Effect. And would you believe I’m going to abstain from reading them? #ForceandWill

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Could I have integrated this post into my first Mass Effect blathering of the day? You bet your ass! But I want it sequestered. For easy access. For ogling. For touching. For nodding. For no good but yes fun.

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I miss Mass Effect. Like a lot. Like, despite not even being able to go near Mass Effect 3, and feeling vaguely certain they destroyed the Reaper lore by the end of the first trilogy. Even with that all considered, fuck, I need it. So Gods (Or Reapers?) bless that N7 Day, 2014 has brought more news about the next installment.

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Here’s a “glimpse” at the new Mass Effect. But honestly it’s a whole goddamn pile of platitudes, empty rhetoric, “conceptual artwork” and happy horse shit. Someone give me a goddamn look at the actual game. Like, I’d take ten seconds of actually something over this minute+ of pretty much hot air.

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