‘ELYSIUM’ TRAILER: NEUROMANCING and MATT DAMON-MECH.

April 9th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Jacked-in. And pumped.

Well, shit. If I thought that I was excited for this movie before, now my dial is twisted up to eleven. Elysium itself looks like none other than Neuromancer’s Freeside. Matt Damon running around in a body-mech, sprawling spirals of space inhabitants. My tits are ready.

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‘NEUROMANCER’ film teaser poster. Please don’t suck.

November 2nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I don’t want a Neuromancer flick. People are going to confuse it for a Matrix rip-off. It won’t be good. I’m negative. Real negative! Despite what I want, it’s coming. It is coming, and there’s a fucking teaser poster for it. Groan.

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First ‘NEUROMANCER’ concept art is generic cyberpunk nonsense.

August 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

This is no way to calm my already frantic nerves about the film adaptation of Neuromancer. I mean, first they offer the lead role to Marky Mark, and now they drop this concept artwork. Glorious me. You can pull this sort of brooding, dark set, generic artwork out of cyberpunk discount bins. All that is missing from this bullshit is some sort of head tattoo-mohawk combination.

Hit the jump to peep the abominations.

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‘NEUROMANCER’ CASTING RUMORS: Mark Wahlberg is involved. F**k everything.

July 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Silly me for getting hopes up regarding the Neuromancer adaptation. I mean, I thought things. Wonky things. Like it may not suck. Like it may be good. If these rumors are true, you can find me in the bathrub weeping softly

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Video: This Real Life Cyber-attack Alert System Is Pure ‘NEUROMANCER’ Porn.

June 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Lordy, lordy. The future is good. Check out the Daedalus Cyber-attack alert system, which renders cyber attacks in 3D graphics.

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1990s Zine’s Guide To Being A CYBERPUNK; I Grab My Copy of ‘NEUROMANCER’ And Nod

May 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Are you a fucking cyberpunk? Let this guide from a leet zine out of the 1990s decide. Man, I’m sadly under prepared when it comes to gorgeous flowing hair and leather.

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Video: WILLIAM GIBSON Interview Touching On Drugs, Politics, Cityscapes

April 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

William Gibson predicted the future, and as I type on this keyboard to you across our mass hallucination, I’m only ratifying that claim. Here’s a pretty fucking awesome interview by  Alex Pasternack in which he gets Gibson to open up on a variety of things. Gods, I love this man.

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Playboy and Virgin Want to Build A Night Club IN SPACE.

February 27th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Now I don’t go to night clubs, but this is one I’d kill to attend. A night club in space. This is something out of Neuromancer  or Altered Carbon, and that gets my loins writhing.

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Video: 1986 Infomercial For ‘Neuromancer’ Movie That Never Happened.

November 7th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

True fucking Gibsonite porn right here. A 1986 informercial for a Neuromancer adaptation that never came to be. It was intended to drudge up funding for the project, and features a gaggle of stars including a glorious 1986 version of the author himself.

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