Hyperbolic headline is hyperbolic! But, what portion of it is hyperbolic? The part about NASA? The part about us existing in 2069? Both? Neither? What ever the case, pulling this off would be fucking rad.
NASA and Google have teamed-up to find a solar system like ours, sporting eight planets. Cool! I mean, cool? It’s neat.
No big whup. NASA Wizards have just dusted off Voyager 1’s old as fuck code, and successfully fired up its thrusters for the first time in 37 goddamn years.
Drink in some perspective, swine! Do so by checking out this glorious image of Earth, taken some 10,000 miles away.
Here’s just Cassini, doing more Cassini-type dope ass shit.
Jupiter. Just doing Jovian things. Looking beautiful as fuck.
Titan’s fuckin’ hazy, breh. Check out said haze in yet another gorgeous capture from Cassini.
Want to check out NGC 2500? I fuckin’ get it, I do. Just set your course to its location. You know, 30 million light-years away. I’m right behind you! Seriously.
As a meat-bag, my giant red spots and blemishes are decidedly not cool to look at. As a gas giant, Jupiter’s giant red spot is a sight to behold.
Hit the jump to check it out.
NASA has found 10 new (as in newly found, not out of the package) Earth-sized planets. But wait, there is more! These planets sport conditions ideal for water.