#July2012
This Camera Can Detect Cancer Cells In Real Time. Yeah, Science!
I don’t know if it’s going to be prostrate cancer, or Diet Dew-chemicals induced brain cancer that knocks me off the top rope. I don’t know which one shall do it. However, I’m glad that there’s all sorts of wonderful medicinal technological wunder-things arriving into the world to screen my dumb ass when the day comes.
Tiny Human Liver Grown Inside MOUSE’S HEAD. Progress Is Odd.
We have grown a fucking liver inside a mouse’s head. Vaulting with reckless abandon over scientific rubicons.
Breast Milk Seems To Kill HIV; Fetishes Suddenly Justified
Breast milk. Now I’m most familiar with it through late night fetish videos and silently cursing myself and my predilections. Now however, I can know it as a possible…cure for HIV. Wut?
Scientists Create SYNTHETIC SYNAPSE; The Rubicon Has Been Shit On.
There’s been a breakthrough in the development of synthetic synapses, and it’s a goddamn privilege that I even get to type that sentence. We’re flying head first into the future, folks. What is even more impressive is that soon that head is going to be cyber-nano-non-organic.
Scientists Turn Mouse’s Genes Off And On With RADIO WAVES. Oh Science, You.
Nanoparticles. Radio waves. Gene manipulation. Actual science. Feels a lot like the future, man.
BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.
Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!
Scientists Have Found A Way to Regenerate Muscle Tissue After Heart Attack. Hee-Yay!
I’m one bad Diet Dew binge away from snapping and popping in my heart-piece. I know this. Just one bad day. So the news that scientists have found a way to generate muscle tissue after my inevitable collapse is fantastic.
Study: Watching Porn Turns Off Your Brain. Well, I’m F**ked.
There’s really studies for this sort of thing. To prove that porn turns off your brain. Well shit. It seems pretty obvious that porn turns off the brain-pipe, but no man. We have to study it. Funding.
XNA Is SYNTHETIC DNA Stronger Than The Real Thing. Futurism Boner.
Someone should wake up the guy who was bombing around Nietzsche’s market. If God isn’t dead, we’ve certainly delivered a five-fingered death punch to his thorax. XNA is synthetic DNA, only stronger.
