Marvel at the Future, friends. Wrap your arms around it, for it is here. This wunder-machine is capable of sequencing the genome of new born babies in a mere two days. Mind-boggling stuff.
This machine can SEQUENCE A GENOME in two days. Science is good.
October 4th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredScientists create ARTIFICIAL JELLYFISH from a RAT’S HEART. Yeah, science!
July 24th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
One day some brilliant biophysicist was hanging out at the New England Aquarium when he thought something I would have never dreamed. Dude said to himself, “I can build a jellyfish”, whereas usually I’m like “man…the fish, they like, swim. Really well.”
The FDA has approved the first drug proven to HELP PREVENT HIV infection. Say, word?
July 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
This Camera Can Detect Cancer Cells In Real Time. Yeah, Science!
July 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I don’t know if it’s going to be prostrate cancer, or Diet Dew-chemicals induced brain cancer that knocks me off the top rope. I don’t know which one shall do it. However, I’m glad that there’s all sorts of wonderful medicinal technological wunder-things arriving into the world to screen my dumb ass when the day comes.
Tiny Human Liver Grown Inside MOUSE’S HEAD. Progress Is Odd.
June 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
We have grown a fucking liver inside a mouse’s head. Vaulting with reckless abandon over scientific rubicons.
Breast Milk Seems To Kill HIV; Fetishes Suddenly Justified
June 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Breast milk. Now I’m most familiar with it through late night fetish videos and silently cursing myself and my predilections. Now however, I can know it as a possible…cure for HIV. Wut?
Scientists Create SYNTHETIC SYNAPSE; The Rubicon Has Been Shit On.
June 12th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
There’s been a breakthrough in the development of synthetic synapses, and it’s a goddamn privilege that I even get to type that sentence. We’re flying head first into the future, folks. What is even more impressive is that soon that head is going to be cyber-nano-non-organic.
Scientists Turn Mouse’s Genes Off And On With RADIO WAVES. Oh Science, You.
May 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Nanoparticles. Radio waves. Gene manipulation. Actual science. Feels a lot like the future, man.
BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.
May 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!
Scientists Have Found A Way to Regenerate Muscle Tissue After Heart Attack. Hee-Yay!
April 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I’m one bad Diet Dew binge away from snapping and popping in my heart-piece. I know this. Just one bad day. So the news that scientists have found a way to generate muscle tissue after my inevitable collapse is fantastic.
