Next ‘MASS EFFECT 3′ DLC has all the creators back together. Or something.
December 6th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Yeah, I bought Mass Effect 3: Omega. No, it wasn’t worth the fifteen dollars. Though, it was enjoyable. So fuck yes you bet your bottom dollar that I won’t learn my lesson when the next piece of ME DLC drops.
Casey Hudson: Should next ‘MASS EFFECT’ take place BEFORE or AFTER Shepard’s mission?
November 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
BioWare’s Lead Satisfied With Himself Director Casey Hudson recently asked if we, the fans, would prefer the next installment of Mass Effect to take place before or after the Shepard Saga. Bro, here’s a fucking option: have some conviction about something. Holy shit. Between polling for Dragon Age 3, changing the ending to Mass Effect 3 (it sucked, but you caving sucks more) and now this, I’m flummoxed. Does the dude have any inspiration? Or is he and the rest of BioWare running around trying to jerk off every fan? I mean, Jesus Christ. I thought the thirteen different play styles they stuffed into ME3 was indicative of them losing their creative way, but this poll is ridiculous to me. Make an excellent piece of software, and leave it to us monkey-minded proles to decide if we like it. Craft a narrative that you find engaging, and then leave it up to us to either agree or disagree with your vision.
Cosplay: EDI from ‘MASS EFFECT 3′ is robotic erotica. Yes, yes, yes.
September 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
‘MASS EFFECT 3′ Leviathan DLC is dropping August 28. We…care?
August 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Mass Effect 3 is finally getting some DLC that isn’t promising to fix the ending. Those lasses and lads at BioWare really through themselves off their schedule when they decided to shit directly into the game code after about thirty hours of fun. They’ve finally doubled back around though, and are ready to release some new content.
Rumor ‘MASS EFFECT 3′ DLC To Revolve Around Rogue Reaper Named Leviathan. Whatevs.
June 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
The Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition was pretty fucking disappointing. I didn’t expect much, and that’s exactly what I was given. Now that the ending to one of my favorite franchises has been left indubitably awash in a sea of rotting ass, I’m not so certain I’m excited for any sort of DLC. Yet I’ll buy it. Of course I will.
‘MASS EFFECT 3′ EXTENDED CUT DLC Attempts To Unfuck The Game’s Ending This Tuesday
June 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
That whole Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition is dropping this Tuesday. Oh boy. I’m just beginning to let the franchise and its abysmal ending fade into the cursed halls of repression in my psyche, and now they offer this up.
‘MASS EFFECT 3′ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed
May 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.
LISTEN: Melodies Of ‘MASS EFFECT 3′ In One Gorgeous Rendition
April 26th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Whatever you want to say about Mass Effect 3, I think its safe to say it featured some gorgeous music. Especially Clint Mansell’s haunting piano score, which for some reason was horribly underused. Singer Malukah has taken that jam along with other melodies and turned it into a goosey-bumpy song. Fitting tribute to 99% of an awesome game.
‘MASS EFFECT 3′ Will Add VARIATIONS, Not Choices. F**k You, BioWare.
April 6th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
BioWare is continuing to clarify what’s going on in Mass Effect 3: Our Attempt To Unfuck Cut, and it continues to sound like a bag of rotting dicks.
