‘THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SUCCINCT PLOT’ GETS FIRST POSTER.

June 9th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The Desolation.

Hey, it’s the poster for the second installment of Peter Jackson’s bloated, self-satisfied interpretation of The Hobbit starring Watson. Yawn. Oh yeah, trailer on Tuesday!

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New ‘THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY’ poster is partying like it is 2001.

September 25th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Peter Jackson is getting his thematic harmony on. Or someone in the marketing department. Whatever the case, the new poster for The Hobbit: Part 1 of 17 has dropped, and it is reminiscent of the LOTR posters of yore. Like a long time ago. Or a decade. Eleven years? Something.

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‘THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY’ TRAILER: Maybe this *will* rule.

September 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Watch the trailer, leave your comments in the box below. You know the drill.

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‘THE HOBBIT’ Has A New Batch Of Photos: Bilbo Looks Haggard Like Wut

July 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Have you gotten over the reports that The Hobbit looks like a tunnel of dog dick in 48fps? If so, mow on some of these new pictures from Peter “No serious I can do something good besides LOTR okay maybe not” Jackson’s return to Middle Erf.

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NEW IMAGE: ‘The Hobbit’ Has Watson In A Dwarf Gangbang. Sort Of.

January 31st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Want a totally wizard  new image from The Hobbit: Subtitling Subtitles Subtitle Time?

Hit the jump!

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Bilbo Gets Dirty In New Pic From ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’

January 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Watson (yeah okay Martin Freeman shh)  is getting his dark and dirty on in this new picture from The Hobbit: Subtitles are the Shiznit.

Want to see it? Hit the jump, you fools! (#GandalfReference)

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First Images Of Martin Freeman As Bilbo. Plus Gandalf! OMFHobbit.

June 23rd, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

EW, god love their soulless husks, has brought the world the first pictures of Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins. They always have such righteous first glimpses, and all it costs them is their journalistic integrity! Still though, we win!

Hit the jump for some pictures from the set of The Hobbit, featuring Gandalf, Petey Jackson, and most importantly Bilbo.

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