#May2012

FACEBOOK STOCK Traded At Record-Smashing 2.7 Million Shares Per Second

As a poor graduate student majoring in literature  (laugh it up, fuzzball), I don’t really understand stock. What I do understand are sexy buzz words like “record breaking”, buzz words that can attract even the fat-skulled such as myself. Them there people are breaking the records? Count me in!

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Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.

When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!

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FACEBOOK Supports CISPA; The New SOPA Up In Hurr.

I spat about CISPA earlier this week, commenting that fat-assed corporations will claw their way into our interguts regardless of many attempts we make to repel them. Facebook is one of those douchebagorations.

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FACEBOOK Buying INSTAGRAM For $1 Billion. Service Officially Not Cool

…Just kidding, Instagram. I still love you. You can tell my love is true because I’m going to continue using you in light of recent news.

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