#May2021

Dave Bautista Starring In Rian Johnson’s ‘Knives Out’ Sequel and Fuck Yeah!

You know, I didn’t see this coming. But like, who the fuck would have? Dave Bautista is starring in the next Knives Out flick from Rian Johnson. But now that it’s been announced? I can’t wait for him to chew scenery with Daniel Craig.

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Netflix paying $450 Million for ‘Knives Out’ 2 & 3. Director Rian Johnson and star Daniel Craig returning!

Man, good on you, Rian Johnson. After getting absolutely pilloried for The Last Jedi, you returned with the fantastic Knives Out. Now, that movie’s success has been parlayed into a $450 million deal with Netflix for two sequels. Mamma fucking mia, that’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers!

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Rian Johnson is working on ‘Knives Out 2’ so maybe we can actually have nice fucking things!

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Rian Johnson ate way too much shit for The Last Jedi. And, instead of being bitter at our caterwauling asses, gave the world Knives Out. A charming as fuck original movie. All while being excessively nice. So, it’s great to see the movie succeed, and even more awesome to hear it’s getting a sequel.

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Weekend Open Bar: Hoth by any other name!

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Mother. Fucking. Yes! It’s the Weekend, friends! Kick off your pants, pick up your preferred drink, and get your ass around the hearth! This is the latest edition of the Open Bar! And man, it feels good to be here. Why? Cause, it’s the last fucking Weekend of the semester, baby! As well, it’s been a long, dark, cold, snow-filled week!

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Rian Johnson directing Daniel Craig in the murder-mystery ‘Knives Out’ and I’m fucking pumped

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Rian Johnson fucking rules. I never thought this would be a controversial opinion, but here we are. Wallowing in the post-The Last Jedi Hellscape. Anyways, Johnson is returning to his detective haunts, and he’s bringing Daniel Craig with him.

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