‘THE MASTER’ Farts In Xenu’s Face

September 23rd, 2012 by Patrick Cooper

There are few films with more buzz surrounding them this year than Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master – his first film since 2007′s cynical masterpiece There Will Be Blood. The rumors boiling online that it’s a fictionalized look at the origins of Scientology have fueled controversy – peaking when word spread that the church’s shit-eating poster boy Tom Cruise “has issues” with the film.

But the film is not an expose on Scientology and certainly not an attack on its sci-fi theology. Although nearly everyone in the film is a member of a blooming, controversial cult, PTA only uses Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard as a loose framework to stage his perplexing and brilliant character study set in post-World War II America. At this point, PTA’s grasp of cinematic expression is ridiculous. Every shot, every camera movement is sharp and profound. As with There Will Be Blood, The Master grips you by the balls before a single line of dialogue is spoken, which doesn’t happen until several minutes in. Once Joaquin Phoenix opens his mouth…game over, man.

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‘THE MASTER’ FINAL TRAILER: Chock full of theta tension.

August 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Behold! The final trailer for The Master. Hard to believe this movie is nearly at our our goddamn doorsteps.

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‘THE MASTER’ GETS NEW CLIP: I Lost My Ship

August 20th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

This movie is so gorgeous it makes me want to vomit. Have another clip, count the days.

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‘THE MASTER’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: The Theta levels are strong with this one.

July 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Wondering like me how you’re going to make sense of a post-Dark Knight Rises world? Hang your hat on the fact that this Fall this son of a bitch awaits us.

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‘THE MASTER’ Gets SECOND TRAILER: Seymour Hoffman Checks Your Theta Levels

June 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhrist (or is it Xenu?), I can’t wait for this flick. Here’s the second tense-as-fuck trailer for The Master.

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‘THE MASTER’ TEASER CLIP Finds Joaquin Phoenix In A Spellbinding, Violent Role

May 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Dios mio, today is the day of teaser clips. The latest and most anticipated one for yours truly is from The Master. I can’t wait for this next flick from P.T. Anderson, and even though I’ve been riding it for a while I really haven’t given much thought to  Joaquin Phoenix or his role in the movie. That ends now.

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