#April2019

Official poster for Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘The Joker’ has dropped, along with trailer announcement. It’s coming tomorrow, friends!

joaquin phoenix joker poster trailer

I’m all about this, friends.

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New photo from Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Joker’ movie reveals a melancholic look at Batman’s arch-nemesis

joaquin phoenix joker photo tv

I’m really stoked for this movie. Can’t help it! Seems so different than most comic book movies. Which, granted, could portend something really interesting, or a colossal mess.

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First Look: Joaquin Phoenix in Joker make-up. I’m completely fucking sold.

joaquin phoenix joker make up

Been sold on this movie for a while now, folks. This first test footage of Joaquin Phoenix in Joker make-up? Only makes me more sold. Hit the jump for the footage.

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Joker origin movie lands an official title and release date, October 4, 2019

joker origin movie title release date

If this movie were surrounded by different circumstances, I’d be pretty fucking stoked. I mean, Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker? If the DCEU wasn’t a filled diaper at the bottom of a burning dumpster, I’d be torqued by this perfect casting. But, as things stand, I guess I’m cautiously optimistic?

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‘Joker’ origin movie starring Joaquin Phoenix officially fucking happening. LOL, K!

joaquin phoenix joker origin movie

Maybe this movie will be fucking awesome. Maybe it won’t be. But, I ain’t giving DC the benefit of the doubt until they string together two movies that don’t huff fucking sun-baked bowls of diarrhea.

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Joaquin Phoenix in talks to play The Joker in the character’s origin story movie

joaquin phoenix joker origin story

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker? I can support this casting. But, I ain’t getting my hopes up for the casting, or the movie. Phoenix was supposed to be Doctor Strange, but then bailed the fuck out. Not only that, but, man. Getting excited for a DCU movie at this point feels like an exercise in false hope.

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‘Inherent Vice’ Trailer: Paranoia-Laden Nose Picking

Inherent Vice.

Can this movie just come out now? Maybe? Please?

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Ethan Hawke now rumored for ‘Doctor Strange’ lead

Ethan Hawke

Apparently nailing down Joaquin Phoenix for a Marvel role is fucking impossible. Dude was rumored to be rockin’ Banner back in Avengers. Didn’t happen. Now it appears weird-but-righteous-dude ain’t committing to Doctor Strange. This has led to this latest rumor, which purports that the studio is kicking the mystical tires on Ethan Hawke. Offering him the lead and shit. Well then.

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Killer Art: Joaquin Phoenix as Doctor Strange

Stunning.

AndrewSS straight killing it with this fan art. Like, I was already sold. Now I’m jacked+pumped, and trying to douse a magical circle in Diet Dew and summon Cthulhu. Hit the jump for the full glory.

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‘Doctor Strange’ coming to theaters Summer 2016

Dr. Strange.

Doctor Strange! Totally has a director. Totally-totally-probably has a lead actor in Joaquin Phoenix. Totally-totally-probably has a Summer 2016 release date, too.

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