Not cool, man! Iran has blocked Google. One of those moments where I take a momentary reprieve from bemoaning the happenings at home, and praise the U.S for at least letting me look up pictures of Jennifer Lawrence.
Stuxnet was a worm that ran pillaging through the computer mainframe things of Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities. Surprising no one!, it turns out that the son of a bitch as issued by none other than Dr. Swag Nasty Obama (my own nickname for him) and in conjunction with Israel.
I’ve been spitting articles at you lately concerning Iran and its desire to create its own intranet cut off from us diabolical Western bastards with our (illusions) of democracy and Coca Cola. Turns out, Iran ain’t going to be pulling that off any time soon. Instead they’re just doubling over on their current censorship.
Iran totally, totally isn’t going to cut off their peoples from the Internet in lieu of a national intranet. Totally. They’re not winking.
There’s a game designer sentenced to death in Iran for allegedly working with the CIA. Amir Mirza Hekmati is accused of spreading propaganda with his games, as well as spying.