#March2019

‘Suicide Squad 2’ casts Idris fucking Elba to replace Will Smith as Deadshot. G’damn, this is good!

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Suicide Squad 2 is looking up, folks. James Gunn directing. Idris Elba replacing Will Smith as Deadshot. Gimme a hell yeah!

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Rumor: Idris Elba really is a fucking top contender to play James Bond. Don’t mess with my heart, yo

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If you believe the scuttlebutt, Idris Elba really is a top contender to play James Bond. Yo, this would be so fucking good. Do I believe this rumors? Not really. But, still. This would be so fucking good.

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Idris Elba is the villain in the ‘Fast and Furious’ spin-off starring The Rock and Statham. MOTY confirmed!

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How do you force me to get even more torqued about The Rock’s Fast and Furious spin-off? Push my purple-headed priapism to previously inconceivable heights? Cast Idris Elba as the villain.

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‘Bond’ producer says next James Bond could be “female or black”, so like. Can we just get Idris Elba, finally?

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Let Daniel Craig quietly fart out one last Bond movie. Then, can we please, get a Bond movie directed by Nolan and starring Idris Elba? Please?

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‘The Dark Tower’ Trailer: You’re A Gunslinger, Right?

I don’t know The Dark Tower at all, so I really have no idea how this trailer resonates with fans of the series. But! I hope ya’ll dig it.

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Dark Tower TV spin-off to adapt Fourth Book, Idris Elba co-starring

Dark Tower TV spin-off to adapt Fourth Book

The Dark Tower multimedia blitz is apparently not a fever dream. No, no. The Dark Tower TV spin-off is really happening, and it is also really starring one of the stars of the movie, Idris Elba.

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Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey confirmed for ‘The Dark Tower’ adaptation

Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead

Idris Elba.

Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.

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Idris Elba is (obviously) the first man on a Maxim magazine cover

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I don’t fuck with Maxim at all. I mean, even this fucking cover. “Man up”? Yuck. But I totally do fuck with Idris Elba. So I’m posting this fecaltainment news despite my better judgment.

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‘Beasts of No Nation’ Trailer: Fukunaga‘s War Torn Meditation