With each passing day, I become more and more certain I will never play Half-Life 3. My mortal coil shall be shed before the title’s release in 2022, and never will I know the conclusion. It depresses me. Gordon Freeman? Alyx Vance? They don’t really give two-tugs about it. Look at them hanging out in Target, buying some Blu-Rays and a couple of really neat-looking bowls to put spaghetti in. The easy life.