‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ delayed until September 17, whattayagonnado.

January 31st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Grand Theft Auto V.

Grand Theft Auto V has been delayed, thereby causing like, more than several people to frown. Oh lord, if you could see these frowns. The people don’t even respect themselves, drooling half-chewed pizza and such all over their t-shirts. Embarrassing. C’mon guys, it is just a game.

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‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ promotional swag leaks. Plus! Posters.

November 2nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The drums of war go boom-boom or something, heralding the approach of the next GTA. These drums bring with them promotional leaks and posters for those who are interested. I assume you are interested.

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‘GRAND THEFT AUTO’ officially dropping in SPRING 2013. Wee?

October 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I don’t know. Are we supposed to be enthused by this? Spring is a pretty big season. Like, I’m thinking April. It better be April. Didn’t GTA IV drop in April? I like cookies. Do you?

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‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ hype machine begins with viral ‘Epsilon Program’ site dogging Scientology.

August 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Vroom! Vroom! That’s the awful-pun sounds of Grand Theft Auto V‘s marketing campaign kicking off. Ain’t never been no sacred cows in the line of this franchise, and now it appears that Scientology will be getting dragged through the mud in the fifth installment. Fantastic.

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TWO ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ SCREENSHOTS. OH GOLLY.

July 12th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

You want two screenshots from Grand Theft Auto V? You got it dude.

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ANALYST SEZ: ‘GTA V’ To Launch In Q1 2013; Sell 14 Million Copies.

May 29th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Some wizard analyst is predicting that Grand Theft Auto V: Still Poorly Influencing Children  is going to drop in the first of quarters, 2012+1. It will also sell a lot. Go figure.

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