‘BORDERLANDS 2′ LAUNCH TRAILER: Everything is handsome, nothing hurts.

September 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Tomorrow.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ golden key dares you to use it. Early. Often.

September 13th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I’m not really sure if I’m getting a golden key with my copy of Borderlands 2. I ordered the most expensive copy I could find on Amazon, so if it I’m not getting it, I got fucked. The conceit behind the key is pretty awesome, and one that I quietly am hoping I can exploit to my own wonderment.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ SEASON PASS ANNOUNCED. $30 for all DLC. I’m thurr.

August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The Money Making Minds behind Borderlands 2 have announced a season pass for the upcoming title. Such a swag bag will entitle you to all of the game’s DLC for a mere $30. I’m not a computational wizard, but that shit is at least 50% off what you’d have to spend to buy it as it came out. As a dorkus who was going to snag all of the DLC and rub it so, so, so lovingly all over my own shanty towns, I’m excited.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ SCREENSHOT BLOWOUT: CUSTOMIZE YOUR SEXY DEATH DEALER.

July 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

What with all the rejiggering of this year’s game releases, Borderlands 2 has elevated itself to the position of my most anticipated joint. Here’s some new screenshots of the bitty. I’m totally loving the fact that they’re employing an entire palette this time, not just a wasteland of brown and poopy-green.

Hit the jump for some screenshots.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ TRAILER: Full ‘LION KING’ Treatment For Our Horror-Win

July 13th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Borderlands 2 goes In The Jungle. Wasn’t what you were expecting, but god dammit you’ll fucking love it.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ Getting Better Framerates, Sh*t Loads of New Enemies

May 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Now that Diablo 3  has dropped and BioShock Infinite  has gotten shoved into a date past the Year of Mayan Oblivion, I’m hard pressed to figure out a jam I want more this year than Borderlands 2. I’m also not really thinking that hard, between the caffeine haze and my ADD.

Here’s some info on my must-have.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2′ SPECIAL EDITIONS. Or, How I’ll Be Wasting Money In September

May 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

My goodness. My love for Borderlands  is unmatched by many a franchise. It is a love so strong that it will have me doing ludicrous things, like opting into ridiculous special editions I don’t need, and really can’t afford.

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Gearbox Boss Calls ‘WII U’ A “Really Nice Bridge” To Next Generation. LOL Cripes.

April 5th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The head honcho of Gearbox Software has opened up about the Wii U and did a good job of pulling its pants down while trying to give it a compliment.

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Trailer: ‘Borderlands 2′ Promises To Rip My Tits Raw With Awesome.

February 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

This trailer makes my jizz squirt hot love gaming jizz. Almost got *too* fucking pumped and had to close the trailer before my brain-stem began seizing.

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Borderlands Fan Passes Away, Gets Honored As A Character In Sequel. Class.

November 4th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Michael John Mamaril  was a Borderlands fan who recently passed away. Gearbox is doing the ultra-dope move and honoring his passing with a NPC in the sequel.

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