Spielberg’s ‘LINCOLN’ TEASER TRAILER FOR THE TRAILER: You will believe a man owns cherry trees.

September 10th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The teaser trailer for the Lincoln teaser trailer has dropped. All of you pop in those wooden teeth, wield an axe, kill a vampire, and then hit the jump.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ TEASER TRAILER: I hate that I don’t hate this.

July 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I caught this Man of Steel trailer prior to my viewing of Dark Knight Rises, and now it is online for the rest of the world to see. My main problem with this teaser trailer is that I actually find it enjoyable. This can only be setting me up for the inevitable disappointment of experiencing yet another Zack Snyder flick. Right? Fuck, I hope I’m wrong.

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‘THE MASTER’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: The Theta levels are strong with this one.

July 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Wondering like me how you’re going to make sense of a post-Dark Knight Rises world? Hang your hat on the fact that this Fall this son of a bitch awaits us.

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‘THE MASTER’ Gets SECOND TRAILER: Seymour Hoffman Checks Your Theta Levels

June 19th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhrist (or is it Xenu?), I can’t wait for this flick. Here’s the second tense-as-fuck trailer for The Master.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spot: Wayne’s Back In The Game

June 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

New Dark Knight Rises TV spot has our boy Wayne imploring Lucius Fox to get him back into the game. Cannot fucking wait.

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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ 4 MINUTE PREVIEW: Dubstep, Crap Special Effects, Recycled Footage.

May 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

From what I can tell, the majority of the new footage in this four-minute preview of Amazing Spider-Man  comes at the beginning. Unfortunately what could be a pretty righteous moment is marred by vomit-worthy dubstep and dollar store special effects.

What do you think? Check it out and let me know.

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