Despite my (actual) love for the Fast and the Furious People Racing Shit series, I’m not going to pretend the movies have good acting. Yet, I never thought they would cast someone for one of these flicks and I’d go “Man, the franchise’s acting just got worse.” First time for everything!
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
I love me the Fast and Furious Bro Dudes and Scantily Clad Bitties franchise. Love it a lot. When they dropped The Rock into it, thick-veined and lightly-misted I let out an audible moan. That moan was more than audible when I came across these details about the next installment.