#April2012
Cosplay: Female Monk From ‘DIABLO 3’ Has Me Forgetting Vows. Get It?
Hell Yeah! Diablo 3 inches closer. Less than a fucking month. Can you believe that shit? Let’s celebrate its imminent arrival with some gorgeous female monk cosplay.
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‘DIABLO III’ BARBARIAN TRAILER: Smash Things, Eat Drum Sticks. Life ++
G’damnnnnnnnnnnnn, Diablo III is only a little over a month away. I’m sprung, juiced, and stoked. Here’s a new trailer featuring my preferred class: the shit-smashing Barbarian.
‘DIABLO III’ GETS AN OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE. This May, It’s On.
Pow! Well here’s some salve to apply to my chaffed post-Mass Effect 3 gaming nipples. Not only is Diablo III actually-maybe-potentially real, but it has a release date. Finally.
The ‘Diablo III’ Beta Has Shown Me The Glory
At this point, I’ve gotten the chance to play about three hours of the Diablo III beta, as both a monk and a barbarian. While me saying this may give Blizzard peoples the panic attacks that are indubitably postponing this shit from dropping, it’s Diablo II, just revised. It’s the same and god fucking dammit that’s okay. I’m not looking for them to reinvent the wheel. I’m looking for new levels to grind. New loot to covet with glossy eyes and jittering clicker fingers.
‘Diablo III’ Senior Producer Quit. JESUS CHRIST F**K NUTS.
Diablo III. The unicorn whose horn I need deep, deep, deep inside of me continues to elude. Sitting in the shadows. Last week it was announced shit balls of core systems were getting gutted. Balls! Slithering balls! Then the game’s senior producer quit. WTF, mate.
Blizzard Still F**king With ‘Diablo III’ Core Systems. They Hate Me.
A good friend and Discipline of the Infinite Click let me play the Diablo III beta last week. It was Diablo, but prettier. I was instantly in love-lost-dick-groaning. It felt so ready! Maybe I was delusional, cause Blizzard is now gutting a lot of the core systems.
‘Diablo III’ Dropping February 1? Dark Gods, Yes!
If a sign at some errant Best Buy is correct, then Diablo III is dropping in less than a month. Color me skeptical but silently pleading.
Trailers: Spike VGA Trailer Blow Out, Chat-Up. Come Inside!
I already claimed that Naughty Dog’s trailer for The Last Of Us was one of the best trailers of all time. Inside the comments section I got lit-up like a fuckin’ Christmas tree draped in malfunctioning lights. No problem. I stick by it! But here’s a post with all the glorious debuts and trailers from last night’s Spike VGA. Let’s shoot the shit about all of them.
Video: ‘Diablo III’ Cinematic – The Black Soulstone. Hnng. HNNG. Hnnging So Hard.
Blizzard dropped this Diablo III cinematic today in addition to the other Diablo III news. It’s pants-ripping. (Or soaking. Dependent on genitalia.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
