Cosplay: ‘DIABLO III’ gets a BABE-BARIAN. Get it? Groan.

September 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Like most female characters, this lovely lady’s apparel is much more fashion than function. Or perhaps even more “show the boobies” than either of the aforementioned two. I imagine a lot of people are not complaining.

‘DIABLO’ creator shit talks ‘DIABLO III’, sets off Internet firestorm.

August 20th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

It is good to see someone important blasting Diablo III for the turd-dongle that it turned out to be. The would-be bomb thrower is none other than one of the creators of the original Diablo, so the dude has some merit. Would you believe that it cheesed off the people behind Diablo III? I would!

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Dude dies after playing ‘DIABLO IIII’ for 40 HOURS. What took so long?

July 18th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Some dumb ass has died after playing Diablo III for forty hours. I can’t be the only one who is impressed it took this long for someone to kick the bucket via the Devil, can I? I mean shit, it’s been out for like two months.

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Blizzard Admits ‘DIABLO III’ “Item-Hunt” End Game Ain’t Sustainable

July 5th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Diablo III ain’t World of Warcraft. Da-doi! We all know that. Ain’t even the same genre of game. However, what made WoW so fucking addictive was that in addition to the gear whore mad dashing, there was a continual flow of new content. D3 ain’t got that, and even the developers know that’s a problem.

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The Fourth Prime Evil: Error 37

May 15th, 2012 by Budrickton

 

It’s as if a million nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

#Error37 hit top global trending status around 3:40 am.

Someone created this site around 3:50 am.

No one online seems to actually be playing the game an hour after launch, at 4:00 am.

 

Yup.  Diablo III’s out.  I’ll see you all in my Error 37 t-shirt at Comic Con this summer.

WATCH: ‘DIABLO IIII’ Prequel Cartoon. ‘Cause It Drops Tomorrow!

May 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Diablo III  comes out tomorrow, and the thunder you hear are the legions of fanboys and fangirls diddling their geek-spots. Want to jump in on the pleasure circle? Check out this prequel cartoon for the game directed by  Aeon Flux’s Peter Chung and animation studio Titmouse.

So goddamn soon.

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The Bane of My Goddamn ‘DIABLO III’ Existence

May 12th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

…No matter how many times it doesn’t work, I just keep clicking on the fucking install and praying a server burps, a CPU farts, something gives and all of a sudden I’m in.

‘DIABLO IIII’ TV SPOT: Evil Is Back. F**k Yes It Is.

April 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

A new Diablo III  TV spot yesterday during the playoff basketball time thing, and my goodness. Just odd CG wankery. I need this game. I need it so desperately. Fifteen  days.

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Cosplay: Female Monk From ‘DIABLO 3′ Has Me Forgetting Vows. Get It?

April 24th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Hell Yeah! Diablo 3  inches closer. Less than a fucking month. Can you believe that shit? Let’s celebrate its imminent arrival with some gorgeous female monk cosplay.

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‘DIABLO III’ BARBARIAN TRAILER: Smash Things, Eat Drum Sticks. Life ++

April 12th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

G’damnnnnnnnnnnnn, Diablo III  is only a little over a month away. I’m sprung, juiced, and stoked. Here’s a new trailer featuring my preferred class: the shit-smashing Barbarian.

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