#April2021

David Cronenberg’s New Sci-Fi Movie ‘Crimes of the Future’ Shooting This Summer. Goddamn, Fuck Yes

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David Cronenberg is directing his first motherfucking movie in seven years this summer, folks. That ain’t the only thing to get your tits leaking, though. The son of a bitch, titled Crimes of the Future, is a science-fiction flick with an absolutely stacked cast.

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Viggo Mortensen teases new “disturbing” horror movie with David Cronenberg. Gimme that fucking body horror!

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Viggo! Oh, Viggo! Don’t tease a new horror movie with Cronenberg unless it’s really happening!  Fuck! As well, describing it as harkening back to Cronenberg’s origins? Goodness, gracious, I got a body horror in my pants.

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David Cronenberg writing and directing Netflix mini-series based on his novel ‘Consumed’ and goddamn hell yes!

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David Cronenberg getting into the Netflix game? Give me a hell fucking yeah! The Master of Body Horror is going to be writing and directing a mini-series based on his own novel, Consumed.

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David Cronenberg is working on a “long-form personal TV project” and I’m losing fucking my mind

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David Cronenberg is working on a fucking TV project. Man, I can’t handle this idea. Like, in a taut-underwear, extremely excited sort of manner.

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Cronenberg’s ‘Maps to the Stars’ Red-Band Trailer: Hooray for Hollywood

DAVID CRONENBERG calls ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ movies boring, verbally impales the genre.

Well shit. You have to hand it to David Cronenberg. Dude isn’t afraid to come out of the gate spitting hot fire everywhere, mercilessly mowing down pop culture sacred cows. Even though I disagree with the dude, fuck it. He has earned his place in my heart, and even if I disagree I have to respect the man’s musings.

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‘COSMOPOLIS’ U.S. TRAILER: Madness of the Mind, I Say Yes

Here’s the U.S. trailer for Cosmopolis. I continue to have no idea what the actual plot of the flick is, nor do I care if said plot is particularly muscular. Sign me up.

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Robert Pattinson Reuniting With David Cronenberg For New Film; Long Live The New Muse?

Robert Pattinson has barely finished off his first collaboration with Sir David of the Cronenberg, but he’s already tapped to hop back into the cinematic ring with him. I assume this means their time on Cosmopolis  went well?

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David Cronenberg Is Down With Digital Over Film; Long Live The New Film! #CrapPuns

Cronenberg was at  Cannes Film Festival  big reppin’ his latest film Cosmopolis  as well as the first film by his son. While there, the good master of  venereal horror spat a bit about the usage of digital film versus the old and wonderful. His take? Fuck film, man!

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Robert Pattinson Recreates Scenes From CRONENBERG’S VIDEODROME & SCANNERS. The Ill Na-Na.

Listen Robert Pattinson you seem like you got yourself some acting chops. Imma forgive you for starring in Vampire Cinematic Pukepile  just based on the fact that you’re doing a Cronenberg flick, and even upgrade you to dope status for these pictures. Duder recreated scenes from two of my faves Videodrome  and Scanners. How can I hate on that? I can’t. I won’t.

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