Christopher Nolan opined back during some movie’s marketing (Inception?) that he would love to direct a Bond flick. Well buckle up fuckers, because what was once seemingly outlandish may actually come to fruition. Word on the street has it that the director is in informal talks to helm a James Bondage experience.
Michael Caine and Christopher Nolan cannot quit one another. Nay, they refuse to even think about it. The two are reuniting for Interstellar, and they’re bringing along Jessica Chastain.
This movie is going to be tits.
Matthew McConausomething must be suffering through some kind of career renaissance. Homeboy is barely done shaking his dong in Magic Mike and now none other than Christopher Nolan is eyeballing him. I don’t mind the good lad’s acting, but that hasn’t stopped me being surprised at the casting.
Boing, boing, boing! That is the sound of my sad schlong dancing in my pants. The current ditty is is jigging to comes courtesy of the news that Chris Nolan’s next flick has an official release date. Should I live to see November of 2014, I will be able to bask in the (assumed) glory that is Nolan doing science-fiction on the largest of screens.
I’m the token Skyfall masturbator around here, and I don’t give a shit. No one likes it as much as me, and I generally accept their criticisms. Even with them acknowledged, the combination of Daniel Craig whupping ass and Sam Mendes’ gorgeous visuals had me sprung. So, it is with a heavy heart that I read this dispiriting news.
Now go bring in Christopher Nolan, MGM. Do it.
Christopher Nolan is maybe-apparently in talks to take over stewardship of the Justice League movie. I can sort of swallow that. Taste it on my tongue. What I have a hard time believing, and definitely what I have a hard time figuring out my feelings regarding, is the potential for Bale to once again don the cloak in said film. How does all of this make your nethers feel? Tell me.
It is safe to just crown Butcher Billy as the hotness in the community at the moment. What community? Shoot, every community? Hot off of inserting classic Marvel art into the company’s movies comes this newest effort. The Nolan and Burton mash-up we don’t deserve. The one we need.
This is a hell of way to continue on the path to the inner chambers of my heart. After giving us The Comic Book Trilogy, Christ Nolan is following that up with a science-fiction film. Yes x Everything.
I can’t really enjoy any pre-Nolan Batman flick outside of the original Keaton ditty. Not anymore. Alas. Here is a bit of trivia though, since trivia is fun. Knowing it makes you feel big and strong. And virile. Or fertile. Yeah. Yeah! So here we go. Micheal Keaton wanted his third Bat-Movie to be an origin story.
Want to know if that rumor about the Batman cameo in Man of Steel is legit? Chrissy Nolan ain’t telling you, so just shut up! The director was recently asked about the juicy little nougat of potential, and played coy like a motherfucker.
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