Oh glory be to the toilets in Japan. With Burger King over there dropping a limited time all-you-can-eat buffet, the stupendous dumps erupting out of groaning and fatigued buttholes are going to be fantastic. I mean, right? Don’t frown. You know that it’s true.
I was worried for a hot minute about the United States and our crown as the Gluttons of the Planet. Pizza Hut over in the UK and the Middle East were unveiling truly heinous concoctions and there was silent on our Western Front. Worry not, friends. Burger King has got our back.
The rest of the world is quickly catching up to ‘Merica in terms of abject gluttony and overall corpulence. Take this duder from Japan who worked a promotion at Burger King to score 1,050 pieces of bacon.