Fuck Bryan Singer, can’t you let us fans of the Marvel movie universe have nice things? A week or whatever after Quicksilver is confirmed for Avengers 2, you come out and let the world know you’re featuring him (played by a different actor than in A2) in your upcoming nightmare.
Oh golly, that shameless pun. Here’s a first look of J-Law as Mystique in X-Men: Days of Future Past. If I’m being real, I’l cop to forgetting that she is involved in this franchise. And what an errant fuck that makes me. Anyways, enough of my blathering. Hit the jump for blue goodness.
Okay, this picture is dope. That’s two, mark it two!, pictures from X-Men: Days of Future Past that I’m digging. The correlation between the two? They’re both scenes that take place in the past. I loved First Class because it was also a period piece (can we call it that?), and so I imagine I’ll probably dig the shit out of those parts of Future Past. Brief aside: what’s up with Beast?
Hit the jump to check out the picture.
Okay, I’m digging this picture. It’s of Jimmy Mac as Professor X going straight counterculture. Chest out, immobile dong just looking for weed and love. Mannn.
Yeahokaymaybe I’m a little excited about the idea of Ellen Page being in the new X-Folk movie. I know it’s totally incongruent with my general vitriol towards the movie but I never signed up to be consistent.
Now, why am I dissing on this picture of Halle Berry as Storm, when I normally discourage reading too much into out-of-context pictures? ‘Cause I’m a troll who hates this movie before having even seen it.
At least I’m being upfront.
Yeah, I don’t really care about what is becoming of Bryan Singer’s Fuck You You Don’t Reboot the X-Men, Until I Say So sequel to X-Men: Not Really the First Class. However, because I love you, I’m passing this along in case you do. You can repay me with nudies and a twelver of Diet Dew.
Bryan Singer, sensing that I officially don’t give a fuck about his dumb X-Men: First Class: You Thought It Was a Reboot, Fuck You sequel, has dropped the new chairs that Charlie X will be bombing around in during Days of Future Past. Do you care? Does this titillate you? Not me.
Stab any sort of ideas about the X-Men movie universe being rebooted. Stab through right through the ball bag with Wolverine’s claws. ‘Cause Hugh Jackman is back for Days of Future Past, inextricably interweaving the Singer Hey Do You Get The Gay Allegory? movies with First Class‘ universe.
I hate this. Hate this! Fuck, fuck, fuck.