STAR WARS – Episode Awesome: A Newer Hope!

February 8th, 2013 by Rendar Frankenstein

A Newer Hope

It’s a spectacular time to be a Star Wars fan.

George Lucas, perhaps after being visited by some benevolent omnidimensional sojourner, has sold his most beloved franchise. The moment that fans realized Lucas was finally out of the picture, we began to dream. To wonder. To flirt with the idea that the piss-taste that’s been lurking in our mouths since 2005 may very well be washed away. New Star Wars films could be treated with the respect they deserve.

So, what’ve we been promised thus far? A new trilogy. Kasdan and Kinberg. J.J. Abrams. Cameos from members of the original cast. The interest of Hollywood’s finest actors and directors and other personnel. Spin-off, stand-alone movies.

In short, we finally have a newer hope.

Yesterday’s confirmation of the stand-alone flicks was the final nail in the coffin for my cautious optimism. I am now, for the first time in years, reveling in full-on nerdlust at the thought of new Star Wars. And while I have quite a bit of faith that a new trilogy could be beyond excellent, I’ve always loved the idea of free-standing movies taking place within the galaxy that Uncle George introduced back in `77!

Join me as I take a moment to geek-out about the prospect of new Star Wars movies! I’m going to fanboy my way through some of the premises I’d like to see materialize, no doubt getting so excited that my retainer spills onto the keyboard and my Diet Shasta bubbles over. After you check out my ideas, hit up the comments section and describe what you’d like to see during our next voyages to a galaxy far, far away…

Punch it, Chewie!

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‘STAR WARS’ characters done up as 1980s teens. Denis Medri’s art dominates.

August 14th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Denis Medri has imagined Star Wars characters as teens in the 1980s, and the result is about as balling as you would expect. There is nothing like multi-cultural-inbreeding to bring out the rampant nostalgia beasts. They have like a zillion horns, drink only at soda foundations, and have been known to demand their McDonald’s in styrofoam.

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New ‘STAR WARS’ Game Is Called ‘STAR WARS: 1313′, We All Yawn.

June 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Remember when I told you how like every iteration of Star Wars 1313  was registered as a domain name? Well, now we know what all of those registrations shall be be for. New Star Wars  game! Wee! ‘Cause the last whatever how many since KOTOR  haven’t been mediocre enough for us.

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New ‘STAR WARS’ Project Coming, ‘STAR WARS 1313′, What Could It Mean?! More Toys, Idiot.

May 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Oh golly gosh! A new Star Wars  project is coming, tipped off courtesy of some blunt-force domain registrations. Just what is Star Wars 1313? More money for the Fuck Face.

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Saturday Brew Review: Black Jack Porter

March 24th, 2012 by Rendar Frankenstein

I once spent an entire afternoon hanging out with Boba Fett. He showed me around Slave I, taught me how to use a jetpack, and even let me tag along when he met some of his scummy friends for a drink. It was pretty much the best Saturday of my life.

Actually, that’s a lie. I didn’t get to do any of that shit. I was just trying to impress you.

But, what I did get to do this Saturday afternoon was spend some time with a six-pack of Black Jack Porter from the Left Hand Brewing Company. C’mon, let me apologize for telling tall tales by describing this beer to you! Seriously, check out my brew review! I promise it’ll be a halfway decent read!

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Boba Fett x Game of Thrones = Game of Clones. Word.

October 1st, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Artist  Dave Styer brings one of the few things involving a Clone Trooper that does not  ramapantly  suck. Hit the jump to check out his mash-up, and buy the print here.

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Joe Johnston Wants To Make A Boba Fett Movie.

July 18th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

It’ll never happen, but it’s worth imagining anyways. While promoting Captain America: The First Avenger, director Joe Johnston mentioned off the cuff that he’d like to make a Boba Fett flick. And then it was like a thousand geeks orgasmed at once.

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Tatooine Standoff

March 5th, 2011 by Rendar Frankenstein

(Star Wars + Spaghetti Western) x Sick Art

[Chris Hunt]

Boba Fett Shreds Zelda’s “Lost Woods” On An Accordion. In A Subway.

March 1st, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

Welcome to the future where everything and nothing makes sense. This latest confluence of geek is enough to make the tangible universe shudder. The collective geekgasm that this video induces is enough to flood the ocean fantastic with  ephemeral  geek juices. It’s Boba Fett. Playing Zelda’s “Lost Woods” theme. On an accordion. In a subway.

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Boba Fett’s Invoice To Jabba; Solo Ran A Cool Quarter Million

October 28th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered

[Source: Brock Davis via Gamefreaks]