#May2020

Timothy Olyphant is wearing Boba Fett’s armor in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 and playing a Sheriff. Fucking perfect. PERFECT.

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Oh my word, Timothy Olyphant’s role in The Mandalorian Season 2 is even better than expected. Dude is wearing Boba Fett’s armor, and playing a sheriff. The Elder Ones are good.

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Boba Fett is appearing in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 and I’m just gonna trust Favreau and Filoni I guess!

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Boba Fett! He’s returning in The Mandalorian Season 2! Man, I’m not really super bonerfied about the development. That said, I do trust Favreau and Filoni. Whatever the fuck they want to do.

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Boba Fett movie in the works because Lucasfilm doesn’t fucking get it. But, it’s got James Mangold writing and directing at least

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On the one hand: I’m so fucking done with Lucasfilm recycling all their old properties, instead of giving us dope new tales in the Star Wars universe. On the other hand: Logan‘s James Mangold is writing and directing it, and he proved with Logan he sure knows his Neo-Western type shit. So, I’m optimistic, while disappointed. Frustrated, while moderately intrigued.

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Next ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie to be decided by June, please anything but Boba Fett

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I am particularly agreeable when it comes to this new, Disney-owned Star Wars universe. So while I would love, with boner and smile alike, a Star Wars movie set outside established canon, I’m sort of accepting that won’t be coming any time soon. So, given my agreeability, can we please just be given anything but a fucking Boba Fett movie? Please?

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Rumor: Michael B. Jordan may play Boba Fett in ‘Star Wars’ standalone film

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Michael B. Jordan as Boba Fett? Listen — I get it — Boba Fett is supposed to be some annoying ass New Zealand kid or something. Michael B. Jordan decidedly is not. But he’s a great fucking actor, and that’s what I want in my SWU. Great fucking actors. (And I mean, is this even going to come to fruition? I doubt it.)

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Rumor: Felicity Jones ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ character revealed

Felicity Jones!

Spoilers after the jump! Don’t say I didn’t fucking warn you.

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Matthew Vaughn & Jon Favreau considered for second ‘Star Wars’ Anthology flick, starring Solo and Fett

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Two pretty mediocre directors are being considered for the second Star Wars Anthology flick. Oh, and the potential story for the film seems pretty drab, too.

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Confirmed: Second ‘Star Wars’ standalone movie is Boba Fett origin story

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…We’ve known this for a while, right? Still, I guess it’s confirmed now?

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First Look: ‘Darth Vader’ #1 variants by Alex Ross

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The uh. Two Alex Ross variants for Darth Vader #1. One. Is. Uh. A Boba Fett painting? The other is Vader dealing death.

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‘Star Wars’ Standalone Rumor: Han Solo and Boba Fett are in same movie

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*DISNEY-LUCASFILM DARK CULT BRAINSTORMING SESSION* – “WHAT DO PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE IN STAR WARS?” “THEY FUCKING LOVE BOBA FETT” “FUCK YEAH! AND FUCKING HAN SOLO!!!” *ENTIRE ROOM HUFFS SOCKS FULL OF CRUSTED SHIT, MOANING AND RUBBING THEIR TITS* *IN UNISON* “WHAT IF WE MADE A MOVIE WITH FUCKING BOTH OF THEM?!!??!”

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