#March2012

Press Start!: The Dude Who Hacked My Xbox Can Choke On Unicorn Puke

Pow! Welcome to the sporadic and unfortunately not really weekly anymore column Press Start! Within these confines we talk about what the haps are in the world of gaming on a given week. No column is complete without a lazy conceit, so we’re rocking a Top 5 list. Per usual, my list is based solely on personal preference, and reflects only  my poor taste. Do my dumb ass a solid and spout off in the comments section about what caught your fancy these past seven days.

Let’s boogie. Woogie.

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Ubisoft Drops ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Official Box Art. America, F**k Yeah!

Perhaps sensing that the boat was leaking, Ubisoft has revealed the official box art for Assassin’s Creed III. It pretty much confirms all the rumors, so there’s that.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Rumor: ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Takes Place During American Revolution, Stars Native American.

Through a variety of leaky-leaks from Best Buy, Kotaku them thinks they got themselves a look at the main character from Assassin’s Creed III. Holy fucking America, fuck yeah! is all I can say.

Hit the jump to check him out.

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