Ain’t this a theft! Couldn’t happen here in the bloated Empire. No way. Given our size, stealing an entire country’s worth of Asscreed III would be impossible. It is possible in some dainty, adorable, little countries over in Wherever or Something.
What is better than some Assassin’s Creed during the American Revolution? The foreseen and obligatory George Washington sighting.
Oh snap! Here’s a trailer for Assassin’s Creed III trailer set to get your Patriotic pulse roaring. Some shitty kid singing “Amazing Grace” and muskets a plenty.
Here’s the gameplay trailer for Assassin’s Creed III, the joint having been unlocked through whatever sorts of Facebook chicanery that Ubisoft required. Now that it is here, g’damn! The creamy hotness is oozing out of this title. ACIII seems all the delicious murder of the franchise’s previous installments with enough of a remix to make everything glimmer a-new.
I don’t really know why Ubisoft is starting their marketing blitz for Assassin’s Creed III so goddamn early, but they are. Trust me, they are. They’ve dropped a new trailer that details all the weapons the new protagonist Connor will be rocking out with. Hit the jump to check it out.
Don’t let the fact that in Assassin’s Creed III you’re controlling the byproduct of brutal colonization stop you from enjoying the America-Boner slop Ubisoft is rolling out in their various editions of the game. They’re going full Jingo in these babies, which should be made clear from the names of them alone.
Here’s some more Assassin’s Creed III screens that have managed to leak their way into the neighborhood.
Tharr we be. We’ve got an official trailer for Assassin’s Creed III as well as some information to go along with it.
Golly me, Ubisoft seems utterly incapable of keeping anything about Assassin’s Creed III from leaking into the bandwidth-pipes. I suppose its a sign of the times. Latest batch of burped-up unintentionality? Some screens. They’re not confirmed, but c’mon.
Hit the jump to check them out.