Brandon Laatsch wants you to believe a plumber can shit his pants. The good sir has crafted the final level of Super Mario Bros. 3 as a first-personal nightmare. The video highlights one of the grander moments of my childhood, as I was finally old enough to thwart the Rapey Lizard Bastard.
Let it not be said that Kim Dotcom is taking it slow these days. Or dreaming small. Everyone’s favorite fat brilliant villain guy is planning to build an expensive-as-fuck internet cable between the United States and New Zealand.
Yeah, all the various iterations of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” making their way around the internet have blown my mind with angst. However, I can’t help but get behind one that combines Chatroulette and cross-dressing. Also, shout out to all the bro-dudes who go from so eager to stroke it to genuinely amused. I appreciate the tonal shift.
Good glorious Jesus Christ, Google’s latest venture seems insane. Dubbed “Google Fiber”, it’s all sorts of lightning-quick internet and ridiculous TV options. I have a boner.
Man, fuck Error 37! It’s dog crap. Hogwash. I wish someone would totally do something about it. Like what? I don’t know, maybe raid Blizzard’s office or something.
No long-wined exposition necessary. Cracked presented a compelling argument as to why Mario is a douchebag. Hilarious.
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Tweets can now be cited in academic papers. Many will recoil over this. I fucking love it.
I’m not a parent. Okay? So I can’t relate. But there’s something amusing – seriously amusing – to me about children seeing things that they either really shouldn’t be seeing, or are aghast and confused by. Like this. Sesame Street’s YouTube was hacked, and some good old fashion porn was thrown onto it.
Funny or Die has dropped this fucking gem today. Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. I’m not going to ruin anything, but I was that creepy guy laughing his ass off. All alone. A single tear-drop down his face.
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