Fuckers, what do you do with a successful movie franchise? Milk its tits until death! The latest example is this shit: A Quiet Place is getting a spin-off flick dropping in 2023. That said, I’m actually pretty stoked. The first two movies are solid, and the director of the spin-off fucking rules.

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A Quiet Place, to me, was equal parts dumb-as-fuck and overrated. I mean, good god, that family was stupid. And good god, people were jizzing their pants over the movie. That said, it wasn’t bad. Just, my goodness, the hype. So, I’ll definitely see Cillian Murphy in A Quiet Place 2. But I ain’t exactly throbbing in anticipation.

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A Quiet Place was…wait for it…ANYTHING BUT at the box office. Hahaha, fuck me, fuck me right in the gullet. Anyways, yeah. The film did great as fuck, and now it Is officially getting a sequel.

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Welcome, to another installment in Monday Morning Commute. It’s a barely-fair-to-even-call-it-regular-let-alone-weekly column here on the Space-Ship Omega. Within it I, a purveyor of poor taste and poorer morals, share what I’m up to during a given week. You know, what I’m enjoying. What I’m looking forward to at the end of the week, utilizing said anticipation as a rip-cord to pull me through the doldrums of the M-F Grind.

I’m sorry I’ve been in absentia. I’ve just been fucking busy, man. However I’m here now! And this is what I’m fucking digging this week! And this is what I expect from you: to join me in the comments section.

Let’s go!

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