#Welcome To the Future

Burger King launches cryptocurrency in Russia because the future is weird and grease covered

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Why the fuck not, right? Burger King has launched a cryptocurrency in Russia, the WhopperCoin. Can’t make this shit up. Some straight-up Snow Crash shit. The future is wild.

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Shanghai Launches The Tallest Evangelion Statue In The World

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Shanghai! Launches! Get it? Cause, they’re always screaming “LAUNCH EVA” in Evangelion? Yeah, yeah. If I don’t respect myself of course I don’t expect you to respect me. Dicks.

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Watch: ‘Blade Runner’ Fan Recreates Deckard’s Apartment In VR

Cheers, Quentin Lengele. You’ve recreated Deckard’s apartment in VR, thereby confirming you’re a way bigger fan of the movie than me. And, fuck, I’ve always prided myself on my love for the movie.

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KFC’s Latest Tech Suggests Orders Based On Your Face

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KFC has some new technology that is ready to suggests orders to you. Based on your face. Hey, makes sense. I’m always hungry for some Deep Fried Sadness and Flatulence-Caked Mashed Potatoes.

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Watch: ‘Wolfenstein 3D’ Running On A Gameboy Color

Anders Granlund ain’t fucking around. Dude has gotten Wolfenstein 3D running on a Gameboy Color. Had to custom make the cartridge and everything.

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Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber And Covered In Feathers

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A dinosaur tail has been found! Preserved in amber. Covered in feathers. 99 million years old. Friggin’ rad.

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Weekend Open Bar: Welcome Fellow Travellers!

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Welcome, fellow travellers! Welcome here to the Open Bar, upon the Space-Ship Omega! I #cantstop and I #wontstop the cheesy, but ultimately enjoyable (for me) conceit! You know, the one about this website being a Space-Ship. You know, the one about us being denizens of a shuddering, weathered, but comforting hunk of self-propelling space-junk amid the abyss of the internet cosmos.

As I said, it’s comforting.

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Netflix Offline Viewing Is Now Available For Our Consumption Needs

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You can now finally download Netflix movies for offline viewing. Finally! So download all them movies and get media-corpulent while disconnected from bandwidth-pipes.

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MIT Builds Synthetic Muscles Out Of Nylon Cord

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This is good. Good. If our Robot Overlords are (hopefully) coming soon (to save us from Trump), then I would prefer they at least *look* human.

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Maybe: This Is A Fossilized Dinosaur Brain

Fossilized Dinosaur Brain

In 2004, a fossil collector may have found a fossilized dinosaur brain some fifty miles outside of London. That’s some fucking luck. All I find wandering the streets are sexy boys with cheshire grins, and half-chewed quarters.

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