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‘Jessica Jones’ Season 2 Trailer: Dropping March 8, 2018

This reminds me. I need to finish the first season of Jessica Jones. I was enjoying it before I stopped, and she was easily my favorite part of The Defenders.

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Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’ is getting that TV adaptation. So it goes.

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I’m just going to be agnostic about the idea of a Slaughterhouse-Five adaptation. Yes, Vonnegut is a top five author for me. No, I don’t think it’s likely this show will be fantastic. But yes, I’m willing to give it a shot. If it sucks? So it goes.

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‘Altered Carbon’ Trailer: Netflix’s cyberpunk adaptation drops February 2, 2018

Altered Carbon is one of my favorite books of all time, and I’ve been equal parts terrified and excited about Netflix’s forthcoming adaptation. However, I’m completely fucking stoked after watching this trailer.

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‘Good Omens’ First Look: Jon Hamm as the angel Gabriel. Sinfully sexy for a holy figure

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Jon Hamm. Doing Jon Hamm things. Smoldering, posing, looking well dressed. I don’t know Good Omens, I ain’t opposed to it, and Hamm definitely excites me.

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‘Mindhunter’ is officially renewed for a second season. We can have nice murderous things alert!

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Mindhunter fucking owns. A quiet, disturbing, gorgeously shot meditation on the human psyche, and uh, serial killers, I’ve been obsessed with it since Netflix dropped it. I knew that the company had commissioned a second season way back. However, them motherfuckers have officially gone ahead and renewed it. Like, whatever the fuck the difference the difference is there.

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‘American Gods’ loses Bryan Fuller over budget disputes. This fucking sucks, dudes

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Hey, Starz. What the fuck. If you want a premium fucking cable show, you need to invest a premium cable budget. But nah, you’re not willing, and you lose the brilliant as fuck Bryan Fuller and Michael Green. The brilliant creatives who gave the world the first season of American Gods. Man, I don’t know how to react any other way than with disappointment about this shit.

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‘Chappelle’s Show’ co-creator Neal Brennan is developing a late-night show, not a moment too soon

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Lost in the brilliance of Dave Chappelle and Chappelle’s Show is the fact that the classic was co-created by Neal Brennan. Dude fucking rules, and now he’s bringing a late-night show into the world.

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That ‘Lord of the Rings’ TV series for Amazon is going to be a prequel. ‘Cause why not the teats must be milked

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Hey! How do the powers that be at Amazon compensate for pretty much all of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit having been beaten into paste, snorted, puked up, and snorted again? ‘Cause, you know, they’ve got a TV series coming? Prequel, baby! Ah yes, that insipid fucking narrative technique.

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‘John Wick’ creator adapting ‘Hitman’ games into Hulu TV series. Perfect combo is perfect

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The motherfuckin’ creator of John Wick is adapting the Hitman franchise for Hulu. As far as pairings between talent and content go, this is pretty fucking perfect.

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Amazon in talks for a ‘Lord of the Rings’ TV series, in case the franchise wasn’t already paste

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I thought Peter Jackson and his nauseating ocular puke jobs masquerading as Hobbit movies had already stretched Tolkien as far as he could go. But, I was wrong! Amazon is taking another stab at extracting every ounce of wonder from the franchise.

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