THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “Mysha”

June 10th, 2013 by Budrickton

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There’s a lot of mixed reaction to this finale on the web. After a kick in the nuts right off the bat with the aftermath of the Red Wedding massacre, the final episode of this season of Thrones brings things down a notch to a very steadily paced character piece. Longer, drawn out conversations between sometimes-unlikely pairs of characters round off the episode before ending on a strange note of Disney-esque triumph, instead of the standard game-changing fare that past finales of Thrones have employed.

More than ever, it’s palpable just how constrained the show feels by its 10-episode limit every season. There’s barely enough time in this extended finale to visit every character just once or twice and quickly touch base to set things up for Season 4.

The back half of Martin’s third novel, a Storm of Swords, will likely serve as the backbone for Season 4, while elements from later books are already creeping into the show all over the place. It’s difficult now to even decide ‘where’ in the book we are at this point; every story has stopped someplace different. It’s become a truly fascinating experience to watch how things are adapted, and if Season 3 was a good indication, the rules are quickly becoming loose with the adaptation of the rest of the saga.

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New ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD’ PROMO FEATURES THINGS.

June 10th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Agents of SHIELD.

Hey, it’s a new promo for Agents of SHIELD. It’s really short. Doesn’t feature much. However, it’s pretty neat that this show exists. A couple of days ago I mentioned to my Dad that Coulson lived, and he’d be on the TV show. Goddamn blew his ass out. Couldn’t believe we were getting a TV show from the Avengers movie. It served as a reminder that the entire enterprise is pretty cool.

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‘BREAKING BAD’ POSTERS by Francesco Francavilla are so dope they (CHEMICAL) BURN.

June 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

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I hateeee myself and my dumb punsss almost as much as I love these sexy Breaking Bad posters by Francesco Francavilla. Enough of my nonsense, hit the jump to check them out.

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DAMON LINDELOF’S NEXT DUMB F**KING SHOW to star JUSTIN THEROUX

June 4th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Justin Theroux.

Justin Theroux is going to be the star of the next show by Damon Lindelof, and it’s going to be on HBO. Oh goody me, Damon Lindelof is working on another television show. In case you didn’t know: Lindelof “works on television shows” by standing in front of a mirror, quietly saying “you’re so clever.” He slowly builds up to a tribal chant, at which he eventually orgasms. Hands free. It’s almost impressive.

(So much vitriol, I know.)

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THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “The Rains of Castamere”

June 3rd, 2013 by Budrickton

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Astute viewers knew something was wrong when the wedding musicians started playing the Lannister song of war and battle, ‘The Rains of Castamere’.

I remember feeling physically ill for an hour after reading the chapter in George R. R. Martin’s ‘A Storm of Swords’ that corresponded to the end of tonight’s episode.

The interesting conversation is: what happens now? What’s become of the North? The Starks are dead or scattered all across the world. Winterfell is in ruins. Where are all of Robb’s generals, like the Blackfish, and the groom himself, Edmure Tully?

The still-more interesting conversation: will viewers be encouraged enough to hang on, persist, and see this story through? Many people I know felt completely gutted after this chapter years ago, and the ones I saw watching tonight seemed doubly so – it’s quite something to see these events play out visually.

How do you hang on when the good guys get torn apart so viciously, so brazenly?

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THE BRIGHTEST F**KING TIMELINE: DAN HARMON officially returns to ‘COMMUNITY.’

June 1st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

DAN FUCKING HARMON.

Oh Jesus Christ, feel these nipples. Careful though, careful. They are fucking sharp. Ready to slice through cynicism and pave a way into the glorious dimension where Dan Harmon is still on Community. Oh wait, that’s this one? Yesss.

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LAST 2 ‘BREAKING BAD’ EPISODES in theaters? Steven Soderbergh wants it.

May 30th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Breaking Bad.

Soderbergh wants the last two episodes of Breaking Bad to hit the silver screen. It is just a pipe dream, but fuck I can totally dig it. It would be excellent to watch the Final Dance of Walter White upon a glorious wall, in a theater filled with fellow Breaking Badians.

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WELL SHIT: Dan Harmon really has been asked back to ‘COMMUNITY.’

May 28th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Dan Harmon.

Those rumors about Danny Harmon being asked back to Community that seemed ludicrous? Apparently ain’t that ludicrous. Multiple sources pig piling on the report. And Dan? Say yes. Please say yes.

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TOTAL F**KING RUMOR: Dan Harmon asked back to ‘COMMUNITY.’

May 27th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Dan Harmon.

One of those times where I’m torn between what I really think, and my desire to get the community talking about awesome The Community would be if Dan Harmon came back. ‘Cause like, you know. There is no way this is actually happening. Right?

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Monday Morning Commute: Stop the Bastards!

May 27th, 2013 by Rendar Frankenstein

Stop the Bastards!

Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute! This is the weekly entertainment call-to-arms hosted at OL! First, I’m going to share a short piece of fiction I’ve just unearthed from my brain with a caffeine-excavator. Then, I’m going to detail some of the ideas I have for entertaining myself into the weekend. Lastly, the final step of the MMC is for you to hit up the comments section and share party-agenda for the week!

This is pop-culture show-and-tell at its most unabashedly passionate.

Take a rip of your favorite beverage and go for it!

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