Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

Mad Men’s Joan Goes Super Kawaii, Still Sexy.

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Source: Jerrod Maruyama via Super Punch

This! Is! Mad Men! – Waldorf Stories

Monday, August 30th, 2010

[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the newest developments of Don Draper and his ragtag group of cohorts. In the spirit of the show, it will often be sexist and drunk. Apologies ahead of time.]

I’m worried about Don Draper. He’s always bent the elbow liberally, but never before has alcohol been such a destructive force in his life. Sure, there’ve been plenty of drunks in Mad Men – Freddy Rumsen and Duck Philips spring to mind – but Don’s supposed to be the exception to the rule!

Isn’t he?

When we first learnt of Don’s exploits in season one, there was a certain charm to them. He drinks? He philanders? He steals identities? All right…That’s not too cool but I guess I can see where he’s coming from. He was sympathetic – coming from nothing, he sought solace in the pursuit of the American dream. And just like Gatsby and Willy Loman and Hunter S. Thompson, Don Draper found out the hard way that the dream is dead.

How do know that that Don Draper has hit rock bottom? He gave away his secret identity.

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Breaking Boner: Don Draper Meets A Pantsless Walter White

Monday, August 30th, 2010

The combined awesomeness of these two chaps is enough to devastate some measuring devices. That you know, calculate awesomeness.

God Bless Last Season of Dexter.

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

As the fifth season of Dexter creeps up on us – obviously to then slit our cheek, save our blood, and stab our saran-wrapped chest – I couldn’t help but think of how fucking awesome last season was. I have no idea how you top the Trinity Killer, but fuck if I ain’t excited to see them try.

Walking Dead’s Official Trailer Drops; Show Premieres On Halloween

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

When the four and a half minute trailer for Walking Dead dropped at Comicon this year, geeks and necrophiliacs alike orgasmed in glee. It was apparently of the most righteous awesomeness. That’s probably not a sentence. Anyways. Today the trailer was released officially (as opposed to the grainy bootleg copy you’ve been fapping to), and god damn, I’m excited.

It looks fuggin’ fantastic, and it premiere on the most apropos of evenings, Halloween. Hit the jump to check out the trailer.

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Frank Miller Directs Gucci Ad, It Sort of Sucks.

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Frank Miller is my boy. If for only The Dark Knight Returns. I mean, he’s given me more than that, but that alone gets him into my Hall of Champions, Perverts, and Heroes. So, despite the fact that he directed a Gucci advertisement recently that looks like a federal-program sponsored version of Sin City, I’m going to try and remain positive.

The commercial stars Chris (Captain America) Evans, Evan Rachel (I Think She Banged Manson) Wood, and A Real Cheap Knock-Off Of the Sin City/Spirit set.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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This! Is! Mad Men! – The Chrysanthemum and the Sword

Monday, August 23rd, 2010
[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the newest developments of Don Draper and his ragtag group of cohorts. In the spirit of the show, it will often be sexist and drunk. Apologies ahead of time.]

Okay, we’ve hit the fifth episode of this fourth season. I’m liking where things are going, even if they make me mad (man!) or uncomfortable. Let’s take a look at some of the more striking developments in The Chrysanthemum and the Sword

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Peggy Olson Be Creepin’, Be Lurkin’, Yo!

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
Source: Most Smartest

This! Is! Mad Men! – The Rejected

Monday, August 16th, 2010

[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the newest developments of Don Draper and his ragtag group of cohorts. In the spirit of the show, it will often be sexist and drunk. Apologies ahead of time.]

This week, I decided to do something a little bit different. While watching the fourth episode of Mad Men‘s fourth season, I took notes. I didn’t edit for style or content or any of those other components of writing that make it interesting. Somewhere between stream-of-consciousness and live-blogging, I now present my notes for The Rejected.

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The Lone Gunmen. Word.

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

I was watching the Sex Files II trailer (it’s SFW) when I saw their analog of the Lone Gunmen. And I remember how fucking cool these guys were. I totally wanted to play Team Fortress with them back in the day while they unraveled conspiracies and shit. Never forget!