A new iPhone, a new slew of leaks. This ain’t on the level of “left that shit at a coffee shop” back in the iPhone 4 days, but what the fuck is? Japanese bloggers are claiming they have the front panel of the iPhone 5. Hit the jump to watch. Decide for yo’self.
Pre-Screening YouTube Videos Would Cost $37 Billion. A Year.
May 30th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredBuckle up. There is an enormous 72-hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute. Every. Fucking. Minute. Some people clamor for pre-screening of this titantic amount of video, and hey that’s totally doable. If you have the pockets. The deep ones.
Rumor: Alleged iPhone 5 Case Has Aluminum Back And Smaller Connector Dock
May 29th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredOh golly! Every day brings us closer to the iPhone 5 reveal, and with that comes the beginning of leaks. The boat begins sagging under the weight of information dispersal. It isn’t a bad thing though, because then we begin getting tidbits like this newest batch of purported iPhone 5 pics.
WINDOWS 8 Starts So Quickly The Old Boot Screen Couldn’t Be Accessed; Options Added!
May 23rd, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredHow is this for zippiness. Windows 8 was starting so quickly that the gurus down in the center of Microsoft’s palace in Hell had to add a new set of options for a boot screen.
MPAA Head: Piracy Shouldn’t Be Called “Theft”, Wait. What?
May 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredOn occasion, the Universe throws knees-buckling curve balls at you. For example. What the fuck can you do when MPAA Czar Chris Dodd comes out and states that piracy shouldn’t be called theft, besides stand there dumb founded?
Steve Jobs Was “Closely” Involved In iPhone 5 Design According To Bloombeg.
May 18th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredIt was reported that Steve Jobs was working right up until his death, with many speculating on the next generation iPhone. This has been confirmed by Bloomberg today, and I have to appreciate the guy’s determination.
FACEBOOK STOCK Traded At Record-Smashing 2.7 Million Shares Per Second
May 18th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredAs a poor graduate student majoring in literature (laugh it up, fuzzball), I don’t really understand stock. What I do understand are sexy buzz words like “record breaking”, buzz words that can attract even the fat-skulled such as myself. Them there people are breaking the records? Count me in!
Microsoft Invests In Russian Company That Kills BitTorrent Traffic. Ah, F**k!
May 15th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredThere’s a Russian start-up out there called Pirate Pay that wants to take your porn and music from you. Using some sort of nefarious (or is it heroic?) method, they can kill BitTorrent streams. Such a skill assuredly attracts those who are interested in protecting their wares, and Microsoft would certainly fit the bill.
Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.
May 4th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredWhen Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!













