Goddamn. I love me some new Carol Danvers apparel, so I’m writhing all over these custom shoes. They were did up by none other than her redesigner, Jamie McKelvie.
Custom ‘CAPTAIN MARVEL’ Adidas sneakers are frakin’ outstanding.
November 16th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredCustom-made ‘MASS EFFECT’ sneakers are swank. Won’t fit me.
November 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
This are pretty. I’d like to strap them on, and take you out on a date. Buy you some pizza and show you my Get Rich scheme. It involves stock piling teeth fillings for the eventual stock market crash. Will you donate some? You’d look just fine down a tooth. Be a good Christian during this time of year.
Limited Edition ‘GHOST IN THE SHELL’ Sneakers Are Futuristic Dopeness/Bad Taste
June 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
It will take a braver man than me to wear these shoes. I’m a dork, I can’t pull off such staggering feats of dare. Shit, I look awkward in a t-shirt. There are some out there who surely can wear these mofuckahs. With swagger up to the gills and a lack of fucks given, they will don these for all of us.
Custom ‘FALLOUT’ Vault Dweller Sneakers Have Built-In Pip-Boy
March 23rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Woah, baby. These sneakers are the fucking hotness. We’re talking nuclear-levels of spiciness. Custom made Fallout sneakers completely swagged the fuck out with a Pip-Boy and everything.
Hit the jump for info and pics.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Bane Converse All Stars Are Dork Swag.
March 21st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Good news for those of us who want to look like Bane from Dark Knight Rises. We’ll never have the personal trainer, millions of dollars, wardrobe, or “supplements” that Tom Hardy had to look so swaggerlicious as the Back Breaker. Acceptance is the key to setting yourself free. So crack off a Serenity Prayer and sate yourself with these new All Stars.
Nike Releases The ‘Back to the Future’ Sneakers: Nike Air Mag, Swoon.
September 8th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Back to the Future II inculcated in thousands, nay millions, of young people the desire to have self-lacing futuro-sneakers. Finally Nike is coming close to giving us our want. The Nike Air Mag is inspired by the sneakers from the movie, and they’re a limited edition swag created with charity in mind.
Addidas’ Fall/Winter Star Wars Collection Preview Will Leave Geeks Moaning.
July 6th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Want to get your geek fashion-clothing-fetish-object on? Yeah, me too. Check out this preview of Addidas’ Fall/Winter Star Wars Collection.
Hit the jump, prepare to moan.
Sneaker Alert! Preview of the Star Wars x Adidas 2011 Line.
December 17th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
Sneaker Freaker carried a preview of the Preview of the Star Wars x Adidas 2011 line. Some of it is dope, some of it is gaudy, but the important thing is this: it’s all fucking Star Wars. Freaker breaks down what we’re looking at here:
The collection is broken into two parts – the ‘Select Pack’ that is closely modeled on characters from the original film franchise, and the ‘Direct Pack’ which fuses the Star Wars universe with sports and pop culture. Highlights include a AT-AT Pilot El Dorado with a jumbo tongue similar to the Jeremy Scott Mickeys; a vividly detailed Skyline with the urban skyline replaced by an illustration of the Imperial planet Coruscant; and a deathly dark ZX-8000 with crackling energy beams on the midsole representing Emporor Palpatine. There’s also a nod to the Imperial Guard, a rasta Boba Fett mash up, plus some Ewing inspired Storm Trooper ballers.
Hit the jump for a gallery of the line.
DMC x Nike 6.0 DeLorean Dunks Are Back To The Future Sneaker Fetish Galore
November 29th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
And these sneakers are super-swank-masturbation, no? Good friend of mine, and newly minted contributor, Patrick brought these bad boys to my attention. I think he enjoys showing me sneakers that I couldn’t even fit my big toe into. You son of a bitch, Patrick!
Hypebeast breaks down these studs:
Inspired by the DeLorean DMC-12, Nike 6.0 Introduces the Limited-Edition DeLorean Nike Dunk, a Fusion of Innovation and Style. Influenced by the DMC-12′s aerodynamic design and trademark characteristics, Nike reinterpreted the car’s sleek stainless steel exterior into a matte silver, no-sew constructed upper while also taking cues from the gull-wing doors on the bottom eyestay. The shoe’s outsole references the Delorean’s tail lights and the DMC-12′s rear window shades reappear as graphic lines on the heel replacing the traditional stitches. Meanwhile, the Belfast stamp on the tongue is a nod to the Irish factory that originally produced the vehicle.
Sexiness. Hit the jump for a gallery of these time-traveling sex pieces.
adidas Originals x Star Wars Fall/Winter 2010 Conductor Hi “Super Death Star†Stormtrooper. Hotness Alert!
November 23rd, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
My boy the Bonesaw pointed this shit in my direction. The Adidas x Star Wars sneakers for the Fall/Winter. The motherfuckin’ Super Death Star Stormtrooper! Oh good lord, my loins ache for these. Do they make them in a 15? Of course not. Fuck my bloated feet bones!
Hit the jump for a gallery of the Star Wars hotness that I can’t wear.
